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No, she wasn't saying DODO, you mofo.

So sorry,aj. You absolutely did the right thing. I guess let yourself just hurt for a little while, then you can remember him for the awesome friend he was. You seem like a great guy. I'm sure Fozzy had a really happy life. That's really something to be proud of. I'll probably be where you are before too long. My Billie is 15 and a half now. I'm gonna make sure to be there for her all the way.

Wow. That kid had no chance.

Yup. I would not guess she is 42.

DC Tom’s square dance calling, while it is enthusiastic enough, lacks true imagination and originality. It’s all do-si-do your partner and grand promenade left and “here comes the judge!” Uninspired and derivative.

Deep questions call for depantsers.

Posluszny in drag.

I was only ten, but I remember it vividly. Still probably the best time I've ever had watching television.

Congratulations, Bartshan! Don't worry about the whole pain-of-being-a-Bills-fan thing. It'll be fun as long as it's something you do together. Plus, it builds character. Also, cool Tom Waits reference under your avatar.

The picture looks like if they made a biopic about Sean Penn and got Jake Gyllenhaal to play him.

Link please.

That works.

Youch! City miles.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I enjoy ice cream sandwiches.

And to the one girl dressed as Princess Leia: "You have the pick of the litter, from all these guys who have no idea how to please you."

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Wait... There it goes. It just started back up again.

Why is there something instead of nothing?

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.

I wasn’t really paying attention to the halftime show, but I did notice MIA do a gesture that I thought was pretty raunchy at the time. Then this morning when I heard there was some uproar about the performance, I thought this was what they were talking about. She was dancing in her little gladiator skirt and she very purposely moved the front flap to the side, showing her little underpanty thing and she did it in a very “hey, take a look at my vag” kind of way. I’m surprised no one has mentioned this yet. Did anyone else notice it? Maybe this kind of thing just doesn’t even register anymore. It’s not like I’m upset about stuff like this—it’s just surprising how trashy & skanky popular culture has become.

Tell her to wait and not order these right away. George Lucas is coming out with new “digitally enhanced” collector's edition versions of these later this afternoon.

Serious, socially responsible answer: Because they are wrecked by life. Probably a traumatic childhood. As a result, they are self-centered, irrational monsters whose entire lives are nothing more than a bloated sense of entitlement and a loud mouth. Flippant, more satisfying answer: To entertain us.

Good morning everyb-- Hey, what the $#!@?

Nerds!

Reminds me of Fargo... Norm (son of a) Gunderson. By the way, if you wanted to play a Fargo drinking game (if you don’t consider yourself too sophisticated for that sort of thing), you could take a drink every time somebody said “geez.” You woudn’t make it to the end. In fact, the old guy, Wade Gustafson’s, dying words, after he gets shot by Steve Buscemi, are “oh, geez.”