I was thinking the same thing. I found myself getting annoyed reading that article. He's all bent on trying to "figure out who we are." I'm thinking, 6 and 10--that's who you are. Go look at ALL the film, ya jagoff.
The give a bunch of reasons in the article (proliferation of nuclear arms, climate change, global energy crisis,...) but I'm pretty sure it's the announcement of that Van Halen reunion that did it.
Hmmm...as far as I can tell, one of three things happened:
1. You ate some legumes
2. You performed a deviant sex act
3. Jack and Beerball came over to your house
It's a toss up--I really don't know which is correct.
I've seen it. Non-anamorphic widescreen. Plus Beerball's performance is pretty uninspired, except for the brief tap dancing parts which are, of course, top notch.