Cugalabanza

And to the one girl dressed as Princess Leia: "You have the pick of the litter, from all these guys who have no idea how to please you."

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Wait... There it goes. It just started back up again.

Why is there something instead of nothing?

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.

I wasn’t really paying attention to the halftime show, but I did notice MIA do a gesture that I thought was pretty raunchy at the time. Then this morning when I heard there was some uproar about the performance, I thought this was what they were talking about. She was dancing in her little gladiator skirt and she very purposely moved the front flap to the side, showing her little underpanty thing and she did it in a very “hey, take a look at my vag” kind of way. I’m surprised no one has mentioned this yet. Did anyone else notice it? Maybe this kind of thing just doesn’t even register anymore. It’s not like I’m upset about stuff like this—it’s just surprising how trashy & skanky popular culture has become.

Tell her to wait and not order these right away. George Lucas is coming out with new “digitally enhanced” collector's edition versions of these later this afternoon.

Serious, socially responsible answer: Because they are wrecked by life. Probably a traumatic childhood. As a result, they are self-centered, irrational monsters whose entire lives are nothing more than a bloated sense of entitlement and a loud mouth. Flippant, more satisfying answer: To entertain us.

Good morning everyb-- Hey, what the $#!@?

Nerds!

Reminds me of Fargo... Norm (son of a) Gunderson. By the way, if you wanted to play a Fargo drinking game (if you don’t consider yourself too sophisticated for that sort of thing), you could take a drink every time somebody said “geez.” You woudn’t make it to the end. In fact, the old guy, Wade Gustafson’s, dying words, after he gets shot by Steve Buscemi, are “oh, geez.”

It's all downhill from here.

I'm extremely tired today. I'm gonna try to prop myself up to nap in a way that looks like I'm working.

Hell yeah! I thought it would be in the thousands by now.

*LAMP* Happy Birthday to my little girl! She's seven months old today.

Partly cloudy, 67 degrees = dry hump day

Wow! That's a good article. And she seems like an amazing person. I've always thought Esme was a beautiful name. Sounds like it fit your friend very well. It just absolutely sucks the damage & destruction that can come from one person's broken brain. It's pretty inspiring to learn a little about Esme's life though. And it's awesome how loved and appreciated she is.

Dib, everybody! Let's give him a hand.

I'm sorry for the loss of your friend. Is your avatar a reference to the Salinger story? I've always like that one. I considered the name Esme for my daughter, but Mommy wouldn't go for it.

The thread, baby, the thread! Come on, dontcha get it? It’s the whole shebang, Charlie. I took on the world and I made it happen. I made a difference! I’m somebody, I’m a Winner!!! (oops, too much coffee again. sorry.)

I win

Now everyone can enjoy it.

practice, practice, practice

An interesting fact about the clitoris is that it is the only organ in all of known biology whose sole function is to experience pleasure. Another interesting fact about the clitoris is that one day it will destroy us all.

I think maybe the tower is straight and it's the whole gottdamm world that's crooked.