Cugalabanza

Satan lives! The year is One, the year is One! God is dead! Hail Satan!

The bloom is almost off that rose.

Oh, thank god, beerball's back.

That's a very good analogy.

This kid does not need to worry. Even if his lawyer dad does not win this case, these are the kind of people who always get ahead... 1. Ignorant 2. Self-righteous 3. Pushy It’s the a-hole triple crown. If you’re lucky enough to have parents who foster these traits in you, congratulations! The world is yours.

Nice work putting this together. The only conclusion I can reach from this is that the Bills need to trade their 1st, 2nd and third round picks for about 40 picks in the 5th, 6th and 7th rounds. That's the only place they're able to find talent.

There's a minor groin surgery?

He doesn't need his wife to ruin him. He's on the -ing dolphins for sake!

I don't think she's so great. I mean, I'd nail her of course, if not for the fins connection. But in a given week, I see 5-10 waitresses way cuter.

Naturally crispy.

I am post. I am win.

By the way, it's a pretty bold statement from a guy whose entire head appears to be made out of hashbrowns.

I guess he’s trying to make fun of Gilmore’s hair. But since he spelled the man’s name wrong, garbled the grammar, and expressed a sentiment that is random, hateful and vaguely racist, he really only succeeded in making himself look like an ignorant jerk. p.s., I don't tweet either. All those extra symbols included in these idiotic quotes always make me feel like the humanity has been removed and replaced with cyber-bull$#!+.

He eats pieces of **** for breakfast?

Why has this dumbass golfer have so bad grammar skill?

Fly thread, fly!

I met Howard Ballard when he came to my dorm room to pick up my roommate (his nephew) in 1989.

Nice work, Beerball. Must be awesome to see your little one grow up & do so well.

gringo starr's "How to draft a QB": Make sure he... can throw the ball very well is smart has poise under pressure has leadership skills wants to win is tough blah blah blah etc... I kind of hate this time of the football year. None of the actual excitement of the game and all of the idiotic speculation. It's a feast for the loudmouth jerks in suits who get to spew their half-baked pontifications. The amazing part to me is how consistently wrong they prove to be and how no one ever calls them out for it.

Well done, Mead! Here’s to the little one. You’re gonna have so much fun watching her grow up.

I fall somewhere in the middle. Happy birthday you two fartknockers!

Wow, that guy is tripping out hard in those woods.

Congratulations, Mead!

I know. I hope everybody's doing well. I guess it's possible that Mead might have more important things to do right now than log into TBD to update us buncha jaggoffs, but come on...we wanna know!

I hate the universe. I'm sick of it. It's stupid.