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Cugalabanza

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  1. Yes, very much. We happen to be in a situation (like many others) where we owe more than our home is worth even though we have paid on time every month for 10 years. No breaks for us.
  2. Mine's a knock-knock joke. I ask the other person to start it. They go, "knock knock." And I just straight up kick 'em in the nuts as hard as I can and walk away.
  3. I've found that you can tweak this dedication/alcohol ratio. For me it started out at like 1 to 1. Now it's pretty much all alcohol with dedication as an occasional chaser.
  4. I think my little girl has the same onesie. I also need to get her something new for the upcoming season.
  5. She is cute. Yes By the way, how !@#$ing cool is Fred Jackson? (no need to actually answer that question because we all know the answer is Totally Badass Mother !@#$ing Cool!)
  6. Unless she has a garbage disposal where her hoo-hah should be... YES. (if she does, then I change my answer to Maybe)
  7. Happy Birthday to the man with three W's in his last name!
  8. And this year's two SB quarterbacks are built like McCauley Caulkin.
  9. Pant, pant, drool, hummina hummina [eyes bug out, tongue rolls out three feet long], ah-ooooga!
  10. That's funny, my lady came home with a bottle of wine too!
  11. Satan lives! The year is One, the year is One! God is dead! Hail Satan!
  12. This kid does not need to worry. Even if his lawyer dad does not win this case, these are the kind of people who always get ahead... 1. Ignorant 2. Self-righteous 3. Pushy It’s the a-hole triple crown. If you’re lucky enough to have parents who foster these traits in you, congratulations! The world is yours.
  13. Nice work putting this together. The only conclusion I can reach from this is that the Bills need to trade their 1st, 2nd and third round picks for about 40 picks in the 5th, 6th and 7th rounds. That's the only place they're able to find talent.
  14. He doesn't need his wife to ruin him. He's on the -ing dolphins for sake!
  15. I don't think she's so great. I mean, I'd nail her of course, if not for the fins connection. But in a given week, I see 5-10 waitresses way cuter.
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