Cugalabanza

I prefer just jack

I can't think of a downside.

If someday in the not too distant future I’m reading a book titled “Then Chan said to Fitz...”

Wow, I can't believe I couldn't guess that. I hereby disqualify myself from winning this thread due to stupidity.

Thank you, good night!

I honestly don't know what it stands for. Am I missing something incredibly obvious?

I’m telling you, the universe is stupid. Nobody believes me, but it's true. It’s just a great big stupid collection of cold dust and hot dust. Soon enough it will be all cold dust. Nobody’s intelligent. Nobody’s travelling to any new worlds. It’s all stupid. That’s why I don’t even want anything to do with it. I just stay home most evenings.

Nice. I've seen some of this show and that guy is NUTS!

EM? Eggplant Marmelade? Existential Malaise? Erectile Medicine? Erudite Misanthropy? (DC Tom’s favorite)

Oh yeah, that's interesting. What did you have?

Yogurt and a banana for breakfast. Breakfast of champions. That's me, I'm a champion. I'm the champion of this thread. The thread champion. #1. The best. That's me. I win.

I'll second that. Great sleeper movie.

Tie: dog, dragon

And Then There Were None (great old spooky Agatha Christie) Eyes Without A Face Bullets Over Broadway (not obscure, but over-looked Woody Allen classic) Box Of Moonlight

Don’t forget Moorman’s value as a holder too. He has great hands. All these years I don’t think I’ve ever seen him mishandle a ball.

I met Howard Ballard one Saturday circa 1989 when I heard a knock on my SUNY Morrisville dorm room and there stood the largest human being I had ever seen in person. I did not know until that moment that he was my roommate’s uncle. He was picking my roommate up to take him home for the weekend. I spoke to him for a few minutes. He was extremely nice and cool. I met Mookie Blaylock a few years ago at the strip club my gf used to waitress at. He was a regular there and sort of became friends with my gf. She played this prank on him where she got him to believe that the valet guys were joy-riding with his fancy Mustang. He got all pissed off until he realized it was a joke. He was cool when I met him and even shorter than he looks on tv. (I’m only 5’8” and stood eye to eye with him). He was pretty cool and funny. Shortly after that he got banned from the club for being drunk and beligerent. When I was a teenager working as a cashier, the DJ Brother Wease came through my line which was clearly labeled CASH ONLY. He insisted on paying with his credit card and was incredibly rude and pushy to everyone. I still can’t hear his voice without thinking “prick!”

What’s that? A movie about pickles?

So how was the TBD PPP BBQ?

Sage, Sage against the dying of the light! Happy Birthday!

Believe me, none of it's a surprise to me. I just like to poke fun at it because it's nuts!

Have great one, Wooderson!

another pair of Dickies goes from the work rotation to the farm rotation.

Still way better than forfeiting.

We gotta get a couple of these going over on the PPP board. Change the whole vibe over there.

Why am I infantile? Because I can't afford 46 pairs of pants like you fat cat elitists, born with a silver spoon in your pants?