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I think some toast is in order. Raisin toast, with butter. Then maybe later, I’ll take a drink in honor of AJ. Happy Birthday, you nutty bastard!

That's awesome news about the Pan-Am Cup. Hopefully it will become a permanent fixture. I could see it becoming a major event, on par with the Euro Cup. USA vs. Brazil tomorrow night. Should be very interesting.

Very good performance. Scotland really looked poor, especially in the second half. Bradley's goal was a beauty.

Nobody cares what you're having for breakfast. We're talking soccer here.

Wow, sending all positive thoughts & wishes to your little girl!

May 26 vs. Scotland 8 p.m. ET EverBank Field Jacksonville, Fla. NBC May 30 vs. Brazil 8 p.m. ET FedExField Landover, Md. ESPN2, ESPN3 June 3 vs. Canada 7 p.m. ET BMO Field Toronto, Canada NBC Sports June 8 vs. Antigua & Barbuda 7 p.m. ET Raymond James Stadium Tampa, Fla. ESPN, ESPN3 June 12 vs. Guatemala 10 p.m. ET Estadio Mateo Flores Guatemala City, Guatemala Pay-per-view

Mr. Beam? That'll do just fine.

Uh... I was referring to the whiskey. Egomaniac. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for me to go home and let myelf go with a nice fresh beerball.

That wasn't Simon Cowell. Britney just forgot her panties again.

If you have to use ؟ then you're not doing it right. Plus, any reader who would need a ؟ to be clued in to the ؟ doesn't deserve to be included in the ؟

I prefer just jack

I can't think of a downside.

If someday in the not too distant future I’m reading a book titled “Then Chan said to Fitz...”

Wow, I can't believe I couldn't guess that. I hereby disqualify myself from winning this thread due to stupidity.

Thank you, good night!

I honestly don't know what it stands for. Am I missing something incredibly obvious?

I’m telling you, the universe is stupid. Nobody believes me, but it's true. It’s just a great big stupid collection of cold dust and hot dust. Soon enough it will be all cold dust. Nobody’s intelligent. Nobody’s travelling to any new worlds. It’s all stupid. That’s why I don’t even want anything to do with it. I just stay home most evenings.

Nice. I've seen some of this show and that guy is NUTS!

EM? Eggplant Marmelade? Existential Malaise? Erectile Medicine? Erudite Misanthropy? (DC Tom’s favorite)

Oh yeah, that's interesting. What did you have?

Yogurt and a banana for breakfast. Breakfast of champions. That's me, I'm a champion. I'm the champion of this thread. The thread champion. #1. The best. That's me. I win.

I'll second that. Great sleeper movie.

Tie: dog, dragon

And Then There Were None (great old spooky Agatha Christie) Eyes Without A Face Bullets Over Broadway (not obscure, but over-looked Woody Allen classic) Box Of Moonlight

Don’t forget Moorman’s value as a holder too. He has great hands. All these years I don’t think I’ve ever seen him mishandle a ball.