Cugalabanza

One of the legends of this place. Happy Birthday, cablelady!

I am gringo. All bow down. I am starr. Finality is now. I am WIN!

Any fan who has paid attention for any period of time knows that results in preseason games have zero relevance. It's to get the starters up to speed and it's to evaluate individual players. They don't game plan. They don't care what the score is. If you watch these games looking for that football drama you've been craving since last year, you will be disappointed. If you think it's an indicator of what the regular season will look like, you're a fool. We saw some guys make some plays. Mario looked good. Cordy Glenn did well. Nobody important got hurt. SUCCESS!

If I win this today, does my win have be lovingly dedicated to Tom? I mean, he's a good guy and all--I just don't dig him that way.

Three Birthday Bastards. Have a great one! :beer:

Just sayin...

I don't think I want to win anymore.

I think I found her...

:lol: You truly are the horniest man on TBD.

Happy Birthday, KD! Happy Birthday, Kevin!

Gold medal game today in women’s soccer. USA vs. Japan. Should be a great game. It’s a rematch of the World Cup final from last year where Japan won in a thriller. 2:30pm ET today. I'm dvr-ing to watch tonight. I’ve been watching USA’s run. I’m hugely impressed with the talent of a few of the players: Megan Rapinoe, Abby Waumbach and Alex Morgan. The USMNT should watch and learn how to build an offensive attack and finish in front of the goal.

I've been here 9 years with zero warning points. I'd say I'm due for a couple. You buncha goddamn lousy !@#$ing !@#$ pieces of ****.

He no play-a

It's actually so advanced, you don't need to type for that. Just SHOUT very loud into the iPad--it'll know what to do.

He no play-a da game, he no make-a da rules.

This is not new. This age requirement went into effect in 1992. The men's team is U-23 with 3 (not 2) older players allowed. There is no age restriction for the women. FIFA trumps the IOC when it comes to soccer. They pushed this age restriction for the men because they didn't want the Olympic soccer tournament to rival the World Cup, or the other regional (Euro, CONCACAF, CONMEBOL,...) championships.

Have a great birthday!

Awesome, congratulations! It's good to hear that hard work and persistence do occasionally pay off.

Levi

They pay a lot of lip service to this idea of inclusion, but it’s a joke. As a satanist, I’m offended by the lack of bare breasts and the failure to televise the self-righteous being tortured and burned alive.

It's official: I win! You guys can still play around if you like and make all the funny little remarks, but it's strictly exhibition from this point on because we already have a winner. Me. Thanks.

Now they just need to catch up the 1985 sentiment of You Can’t Stop Rock & Roll. These girls are cool!

Stuff like this is the reason I never record any of my sexual encounters with famous actresses.

We probably would have made it worse. We did the right thing.