"Disappearance of souls." Nifty little workaround. Ontologically dubious, but politically expedient. Stupid and pandering enough that it just might work.
Anyway, hopefully on the next conference call with God, Pontiff guy can bring up a way of simplifying the rules for getting into heaven. This whole two feet in and "complete the process" thing isn't working.
***EDIT:
Hold on a sec...
Upon review, the Vatican is changing the ruling on the field. There is sufficient evidence for them to state, once again, that "The souls of sinners descend into hell, where they suffer "eternal fire." Please re-set the play clock, remains second down.