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It is a little sad to see it fade down the page. I had a lot of fun in that thread. A great big Thanks! to everyone who posted in there and made it a little haven of smartassery and foolishness. It helped me get through a bunch of otherwise boring days. Cheers!

Don't poopoo on my dreams.

Youch. What a truly painful era of Buffalo sportsfanmanship this has been. Let the new era of WINNING begin.

Yeah, you'll be fine to drive right after. They generally give you a valium to take before the procedure, so that's nice. Take that 2-3 days of rest seriously. Make arrangements for that to be your couch potato time. Nothing else. You'll regret it if you move around too much.

I'll take it.

They closed it because it's done. I had the last post. That's it. I win.

Actually I did see that and was impressed. Clapton is hugely talented on the guitar. And Beck is endlessly inventive and weird in an entertaining way. I just feel like Clapton's body of recorded work is a terrible disappointment.

Generic Crapton

The rooftop version of “Don’t Let Me Down” gives me chills.

It's just all so goddamm wonderful, I almost can't hardly stand it.

Wow! Thanks, all!

All of you may now be seated. The Hump Day ceremony is complete. Namaste. Peace be with you. Get the hell back to work.

I think we're gradually coming to the consensus that the universal remedy for all of life's annoyances is SHIV THE MOFO! Dean, wherever you are, we salute your wisdom, your prescience, your bitterness.

I'm annoyed by references to perfect breasts without visual evidence.

I'm annoyed when a person wears white pants or a watch on inside of their wrist or when they say "incidences." Incidentally, I'm a J-e-f-f, so just back off a touch there, slappy.

Watching gorgeous young women say hilariously dumb crap is hugely entertaining.

Not exactly. For Beerball, my recommendation would be to just jam his grundle into a garbage disposal and turn it on for about 45 seconds.

Mine was a little over a year ago. It was the "no scalpel." They make one very small cut and are able to finagle cutting both sides through that one incision. No stitches. The actual procedure took only about 15 minutes, but I can tell you that there were a couple brief moments of tremendous pain and discomfort. These only lasted a few seconds though as they smoosh stuff around to get the hole to line up right to make the second snip. I think my local anesthetic didn't work for me 100%, so it was not nearly as painless as advertised. Definitely take the advice of two days off your feet to recover. The circumstances of my life made it so I had to do a bunch of crap on day two and that made my discomfort last longer (about a week or so). Also, I had the weird but memorable experience of having my doctor actually stop for a second during the procedure and say "oh, schitt!" I told him that's not something a guy likes to hear during surgery on his balls. He apologized and said everything is ok. So it turned out fine for me, but I would not recommend this particular dr. to anyone, except maybe my douchebag boss.

When it went from playing games to "gaming," that's where I got off.

I think Kate Upton's genius is that she smiles in such a fun-loving way and does it with her whole body and being. She smiles in a way that makes you think she's smiling at YOU. And I (neanderthal that I am) fall for it completely.

Yes. He's a pleasure to watch. He took over that game Tuesday night. Every time he touches the ball, good things happen. If not at Roma, he needs to be starting for a top club somewhere. I've only seen him play for the USMNT--maybe he is somehow not a good fit for the system at Roma. I can't fathom though that he would not be appreciated. His game has gone from good to world class in the last year or so.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe this is now the leading cause of death in Miami.

Nice entry JW. I wholeheartedly agree with both of your #3's.

Amazing that this Belinda tradition has lasted. Belinda pre-dates me and I've been around for 10 years.