Unless you are lying in your posts, you without a doubt the most interesting personality on TSW. Every time I read one of your posts I find myself scratching my head trying to figure out how you have the time to do all the stuff you say you do. For instance, what type of job do you have that allows you to take an entire month off to go to Europe? How the heck do you find enough time in the day to eat 10 avocados? You also find the time to bike 90 miles a day (hence your 17 inch calves). You are versed in every genre of music/literature/film that has ever been created, and you have tried every beer that has ever been brewed.
You're either completely full of sh--, or you never sleep. If you are indeed not full of sh--, what is your secret? What am I doing wrong? It takes me at least 30 minutes to peel one avocado, so if I were to try to eat 10 in a day I would lose 5 hours.