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Negative Ninnies
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After a box of wine, anything is possible.
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My problem with the hot pocket is that they are impossible to cook and eat like you see on the commercial. On TV, the guy picks it up, takes a bite, end of story.
Real life: If you want to be able to even hold the damn thing, you can only cook it for like 90 seconds. Then, its not too hot to hold, but only the two ends are warm. The middle is still cold, and not melted.
So, you put it in for 30 more seconds. Now, the outsides are hot, the middle is luke warm, but when you pick it up and bite it, the sauce either 1) shoots out like a rifle of pure heat, 2) or nails you in the chin (god, if that last sentence isnt just asking to be torn apart by the perverts here).
Or, you can do what most do. Put it in the microwave for like 2 hours, let everything get nice and melty, and then use a knife and fork.
Oh yeah, and I guess some towel head died today huh? Big loss.
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As it is referred to here, Hot Pockets is short for referring to "the American Idol crowd with the Hot Pockets mentality." In some circles it is more appropriately referred to as The Extraordinary League of the H.O.T.P.O.C.K.E.T. F.O.O.L.S.
We're a lazy country and a lazy people, and we're at the point now where we can only ever stay focused on anything of importance for mere nanoseconds before our attention is off to the next topic. And what matters most to us is immediately gratification. We can't even make a sandwich anymore. We have to cook one in three minutes because if we don't get it done quick enough, we'll miss the next installment of American Idol.
Classic example: someone of global significance dies...a person whos very death can change the future of the Middle East for all eternity, and everyone is upset that their show was pre-empted to the point where the station has to run the episode again to appease the Hot Pockets. We had a similar thread during the Presidential debates, where someone was upset because it preempted their TV shows. Heaven forbid we should wonder what the ramifications are of Arafat's death. Or what comes out of the presidential debates.
That's what we mean when we refer to Hot Pockets.
I'm the Ham&Cheese Variety...
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What kind of a name is Poon?
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Oh it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis
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What did ever happen to FAT?
I enjoyed that.
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He left right around the same time Generation_ME started posting all the time....
coincidence?
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Well, that's easier to explain than 9 kids with 14 women, I guess.
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All of you who do the real important jobs - our Military guys (and ladies - if we have any).
Not a "silent" thread (I know how everyone hates those) and this "thanks" shouldn't be reserved just for this day, but it does help us remember how unbelievable all of you are.
Thanks.
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I'm on the "can but won't" side.
Of course they can - if they play a near PERFECT game.
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Wow. What a scumbag you are. Really. An unbelievable post about a true hero, and you have to bring your judgments of others into and ruin it. You're really a piece of work. I was just going to post about how amazing this man was, but its easier to see how great he was in contrast to scum like yourself who would mar a thread about him with outside feelings. I'm sure every minute of your life is spent saying thanks to these great men, and you never take time to watch a stupid televsion show. You are so much better than the rest. What a true piece of scum you are.
As for this Marine, unbelievable courage. Makes Kellen Winslow look like a complete schlep.
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Pittsburgh - Green Bay
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When Parcells told Quincy to get the hell out, and the Jets picked him up, people were saying it was a mistake due to his ability to snort the 50yard line faster than he could run across it, but look at the Jets right now.
Pennington goes down, you are starting either Ricky Ray or Brooks Bollinger. To which I would have said: WHO?
Damn the Jets, but they grabbed Quincy when not too many wanted him, and now they might not fall apart like they would have.
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Where did this joker come from? I mean, didnt we learn from Antonio Brown that just being fast doesnt make you an NFLer?
And Im just assuming he's fast from his name. I didnt actually see his breakaway speed.
20 reasons not to put your picture on the net!
in The Stadium Wall Archives
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As you know, Im the last guy to kiss up to SDS... but what are you talking about? That s#it is FUNNY!
Oh man, I just opened it again, and it kills me every time.