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stevestojan

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  1. Losman first start in the league a few weeks ago ended up in:

    Fumble, sack, interception. You say this guy is great. Will step in a take the bills to the playoffs. YEAH RIGHT.

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    your posts are almost as maddeing as BF's.

     

    If you were a guy, you would get torn apart more than BF i think.

     

    And call that sexist, but its the truth. Read the last 6 things you've posted. Not one has been in the galaxy of reality. They are all "I am a homer Bills fan" posts.

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    Do you think the bills have a great offensive line?

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    No. Because I'm not mentally retarded, nor am I hard of sight. However, saying "no" to the question of do I think we have a great offensive line doesn't change how I feel about Bledsoe.

     

    Believe it or not, I actually take into consideration the OLine when saying how bad a QB is.

     

    Bledsoe doesn't have it anymore.

     

    Sue, its OK, you'll see the light one day.

  3. He is the best QB the bills have had since kelly retired. Better than Todd Collins, Rob Johnson, and the militent midget.

    Perhaps Kelly might have stayed a few more years, had the offensive line been upgraded. This is the significant reason I feel that kelly retired.

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    Sue.

     

    All of the QB's had a higher winning % that Drew.

     

    How is he better?

     

    I hope he gets traded to Miami or something so you can stop this unexplicable love fest for this LOSER.

  4. Think I'd have to pick:

     

    Hammer (Infrequent but high quality every time)

    Stojan (man behind the legend)

    Rockpile (Gotta love a man who quotes me)

    Fezmid (a dinner of crisps and chocolate)

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    Yes! Thanks Nick. But I'd have to say you should fly over here. England isn't known for thier awesome fare :lol: Oh, and I don't think I ever told you, but I stole a name from you for my fantasy team. I think it was you that said you had a team name "Full Frontal Frank and the Dreamboys". I used it over here. The people in my league love it! :lol:

  5. No way in hell can you compare Bledsoe to Vinnie. Vinnie Testastorone stinks.

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    Ok, now you're just being a homer...

     

    In 10 starts this year, at 41 years old, Vinny is:

     

    203/329 for 61.7% and 2506 yards, with 12 TDs and 14 INTs and a rating of 79.7 Pro Bowl numbers? Hell no, but you say "he stinks".

     

    Your boy Drew:

     

    148/264 for 56.1% and 1736 yardsm with 12 TDs and 11INTs and a rating of 74.0.

     

    come on Sue...

  6. The problem is, you people are all a bunch of whining little bitches.

     

    If ICE talking about Bledsoe bothers you so much, and "that's all he ever talks about him", the board has this neat little feature called "ignore". But even better than that, most of your brains came pre-installed with the very same feature. You don't have to react every time the man says something. When you do, you feed the fire, and you prove the point. If you need to though, and your brain's "ignore" feature isn't working properly, then use the software version of it on TBD. It's really not that hard.

     

    And the thought of him getting banned because he mentions Bledsoe every post? How is that different than someone putting "BLEDSOE SUCKS" in their signature line? I would then have to see that comment under EVERY post they make.

     

    And the thing is, this wouldn't even be an issue if someone didnt mention the fact that ICE bashed Bledsoe in his post. You people should learn to EXPECT it from him, read the post, minus the Bledsoe part, and reply to that. In this case, if everyone did that (and some of you, who shall remain nameless, CANNOT just open an ICE thread and reply without mentioning his Bledsoe bashing, which is turning into your OWN crusade) we would be talking about Harrington - no big deal.

     

    So, go through all the files stuffed in your gray matter, and look for the one marked "how to ignore someone" or "how to look past a Bledsoe Bash in an otherwise thought provoking post" or "how to not hit reply and tell everyone how ICE is a crusader"... please - you people who fire at him every time are just as bad as him, if not worse. You don't bring any topics up, at least he does that. All you do is wait for HIM to bring up a topic so YOU can remind us that he is crusading. GET OVER IT!

  7. I'm alone at work today. The customer service department is open, which is the only dept fully operational. They have about 40 people over there. Over on this side, EVERYONE took the day off. But, since I'm the low guy on the totum (sp?) pole, I'm here.... fun times :lol:

  8. (the first line is about marijuana, the whole thing is NOT)

     

     

    Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?

    It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.

    Do you know what's not natural?

    80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.

    But we got pills for that.

    We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,

    but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

     

    You know we have more prescription drugs now.

    Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.

    I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.

    Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"

    Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.

    Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is:

    people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.

    I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?

    That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

     

    The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.

    Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.

    If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?

    What's going to happen to our porno industry?

    These women don't just grown on trees.

    It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to f-ck a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.

    And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?

     

    Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.

    You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.

    Terrorists masterminds.

    Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?

    They're not masterminds.

    "OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?"

    "Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:"

    "Who's the f-cking mastermind here? Me or you?"

     

    Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.

    Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?

    Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.

    An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grandkids about it one day.

    The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.

    "How'd you get through it grandpa?"

    "Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."

     

    Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.

    I'll sit at a drive thru.

    I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.

    Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.

    You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother !@#$er. There's room in the back. Take it!

    Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.

     

    Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.

    Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?

    Of course not.

    You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,

    "You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."

     

    We're in one of the richest countries in the world,

    but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.

    There are homeless people everywhere.

    This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.

    I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.

    And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.

    Why am I judging this poor bastard.

    People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.

    Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?

    Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.

    I walked behind this guy the other day.

    A homeless guy asked him for money.

    He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.

    People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.

    This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.

    Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.

    I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.

    I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.

    Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.

  9. I like the points.

    You want a winner? A team that will cover the spread?

    Take the giants and the points. This play fits into a system that I used to follow. I have not bet for many years, and will never bet again due to family responsibilities.

    That said, if I was still willing to gamble, I would consider this game to be as close to a "lock" as it gets.

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    + 7 over Philly?

     

    Wanna PM me some details on what this is based on?

  10. Well, there should be a few hotties at this:

     

    Cranberry Jam

     

    Automatic Slims

    15 W. Las Olas Blvd.

    Las Olas Riverfront , Fort Lauderdale, FL

    The Young Professionals for Covenant House (YPFCH) host their 11th annual holiday brouhaha with a special farewell to the hurrican season. There will be great food from area restaurants, free beer, live music, dancing, hurricane-related decor and young, single professionals who like to party.

    Event information:

     

    Nov. 24: 5 p.m. - 2 a.m. 

     

    Price: $25.

     

    Box office: 954-522-8585

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    Thanks, but a 30 minutes cab ride would be pretty damn expensive, and a DUI would be a bit more... thanks though!

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