stevestojan

That's my only concern. Can't soccer matches be officiated well enough that the players don't feel the need to "sell" the penalty. It's that aspect of the game that makes us non-fans think they're pussies.

I can't imagine there's a single hockey player in the world who's a fan of soccer. Seriously, what a bunch of pussies. You hit your face on the ground. Do you A) Roll around like a 5 year old girl B) Get up and get back in the play

Only if the horns are banned

That's exactly what I was wondering. There's gotta be a reason. Anyone?

Someone call AC Cowlings. When Bills RBs go AWOL, he's your guy.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/201...quad.cnn?hpt=T1 http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/201...quad.cnn?hpt=T1 "I've shot squirrels I feel worse about. There's just some people that need to get kicked off the planet" says a cop who was involved in the last firing squad in Utah.

Almost 7 years, and more than 16,000 posts of my own, and this is the first thread I've found offensive. What, exactly, was the point of this?

Honestly, I knew this was going to be a Mac thread based on the title. I've had my MacBook for 2 years now. I use a PC at work, so I have nothing agains them. The only thing I can say is that my Macbook (standard, not Pro) has never, ever, crashed. Now I know that anyone in the PC crowd can tell me the same thing, but I owned two PC laptops before that, and they crashed regularly. To me, when you have important data on the machine, regularly = 2-3 times a year. My MacBook is overpriced. But I haven't installed a single piece of protection software on it and have never even had a slowdown. THAT SAID, I don't buy games. The only thing I do is web, work email through VPN, home email, and Open Office spreadsheets, word docs, and database.

Absolutely

Way to go editor. Yep, everyone makes mistakes. But when your entire job is to not make a typo, get it right. if an male officer

*please note: the original poster in no way condones punching women, annoying or not. In fact, he feels it's a crime that should be punished to the fullest extent, and any man that puts a hand on a woman is not a man. He used "punch" for dramatic flair. (I think I just referred to myself in the 4th person)

You don't know who Rachel Nichols is? I'm shocked, but I'll describe her: Not Talking: Pretty Decent looking broad. Talking: If Satan and Hitler somehow can a kid, and that kid's way of torturing innocent souls was through a shrill voice that caused people to dig their own eardrums out.... well, that kid would be annoyed by her voice.

Is there any attractive woman in the entire world who can hold a candle to how !@#$ing annoying Rachel Nichols is? I argue there is not. Discuss.

Meazza, you seem to be the resident expert, and as I'm trying to give this sport a chance, I do have a legit question about the time. I get the clock doesn't stop and they add extra time, but why does it always seem like the game ends with players just milling in the middle of the field? It's seems like either 1) The refs never end the game when there's a scoring chance, or 2) the losing team always just quits at the end. If it was my team, and there was 30 seconds left, I better see them bustin ass to try to get another scoring chance!

I agree 100%. It would be like having a 5 hour tennis match come down to one serve where the other player is handcuffed behind his back because he had a double fault.

Can't. Despite there being a clock, I need the announcer to tell me when the game is over.

Those !@#$ing horns are unbearable. I actually tried to get into this "sport" this year. I can't deal with the horns. Unreal. They should be banned. The problem is they are constant. Its not like is used to celebrate anything. Its just constant noise. !@#$.

Top 10? I haven't been on the Stadium Wall side for a while, but if there's 9 others that can even be considered, I guess I should stay Off The Wall. This is one STUPID thread. PS This is when I realized this wasn't off the wall. Sorry mods, please feel free to move

From Green to White? http://tinyurl.com/24aapop

"For all the cab drivers out there. I love ya" Awesome.

I want to be a drug lord when I grow up.

I think he meant he asked his primary care doctor, who was referring him to the doctor who would do the surgery, for the youngest doctor of those available.

Anyone remember "Joe Montana sports talk football"? Robot Pat Summerall voice saying such great lines as: "It's. Beginning. To. Snow. . . . . . I. Can't. Believe. It" "The. Kicking. Team. Comes. On. . . . . . .It's. 1st. Down. . . . . I. Can't. Believe. It"

I'm still not sure if the mayo reference was because they were on a picnic table, or well....

I think he was referring to the fact that she was the type that, while married, would have sex on a public picnic table.