stevestojan

I retired off of it.

I'd give you advice.... but you don't need any advice.

I honestly can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but I will say that Marv is smart... Harvard Masters Degree... That said, I hope our next coach has a !@#$ing GED in kicking ass. This philosophical **** doesn't fly in today's NFL

This might get me banned as a Bills fan, but Marv Levy is one of the most overrated head coaches of all time. He had the luxury of the greatest GM, supporting coaching team, and team of all-pros of all time. He was terribly outcoached in SBXXV and he is the sole reason we lost that game. So, can Chan inspire Evan to become Reed? Can he inspire GIFF F'in SMITH to become Chuck Dickerson? Can he inspire Buddy Nix to become Bill Polian? Can he inspire...... well, you get the idea.

Last year, I bet the Bills would win less than 5 games. I lost (sorry, I forgot the name of the poster). But I can confirm that I promptly paypal'd the losing $50 bet to the winner. Here we go: You have to be a poster with at least 1 year of membership in good standing. I bet that the bills win LESS than 4 games this year. Since I pushed the line with the rules last year, this will not be a true "bet". Instead, I would like to put it as this: The loser has to donate $50 to the charity of the winners choice. My charity is "Black Dog Second Chance" (www.blackdogsecondchance.org). You name your charity. If the Mods let me know there is any problem with this, I will of course take this off of TBD. So, who's down? I'm the ultimate hopeful Bills realist (how's that for an oxymoron?) Please reply here. I am willing to take up to 4 bets of this, as it's for charity.

Strength and Conditioning my ass.... I kid... I kid...

I'd like to step up and volunteer to write the bills pregame rundowns in Lori's place. Mods, Please copy and paste this line on the front page for weeks 1-5, 7-9, and 11-17: "We're going to lose today". On week 7, "It's a BYE week, Spiller will likely blow out an ACL at a pick up basketball game". On Week 10 "It's the Lions. We have a chance. Oh wait, the Lions don't suck AS much any more. We lose to a last second field goal". I never liked how Tim Graham parted his hair. No big loss there.

Spiller. In the 5th in a 14 team league. (Clarification: any 14 team league NOT in WNY. Homers will always overreach for a Bill)

I am a horrible human being.

And Scott Norwood XII lines up for a 22 yard chip shot to win. What's the hell is that? Oh, a !@#$ing Asteroid.

She's in prison in those pics. I've woken up next to women that I needed to lift the sheets to make sure I didn't go gay the night before. She's a "yes" all the way.

Damn! And I've been carrying around a can of Skoal in my back jeans pocket for months to get a nice ring so I would fit in. Oh well, lesson learned. There goes Buffalo's economy...

OK Pete, I can handle a soccer thread. But the XGames? Jesus.

The ONLY reason anyone would ever say they like mighty taco is: 1) Buffalo "pride". 2) They've been in Buffalo, hammered, at 5:00am, and the light at Mighty Taco was on. Taco Bell is barely edible, but Mighty taco is bar none the worst fast food restaurant I've ever been to. Do yourself a favor. Open one of the tacos (I swear no innuendo intended) and look at it. The contents are similar to the original McNuggets from McDs that had those gray "knuckles" in them. Mighty Taco is gross. Just awful. Be "proud" of Teds, or Tim Hortons (not exactly a Buffalo Original, but we've adopted it), or Duffs. But Mighty? !@#$ing awful.

I thought you were referring to the baseball team from Springfield.

Wow, it's post 8 and no one has mentioned the guy that nearly decapitated his wife and a waiter?

link?

I spent a Friday night that lasted four and a half years there once.

Because my parents didn't move to Dallas, Boston, or Pittsburgh before I was born. If they had, I wouldn't hate my favorite team.

Holy ****.... That was funny. As far as this creep? Let him get stabbed in jail a couple dozen times before he ends up killing himself. I give him a year alive, max. Good riddance.

Sleep. Lots of sleep. When I feel like getting up, take my fully air conditioned golf cart to the course and golf all day, or for an hour - whatever. Go drink lots of good beer. Eat whatever I want as often as I want (as I can get whatever woman I want due to my extreme wealth - even if I gain 100lbs). Repeat.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d8194...for-his-cowboys

Since my first move in a fight is a groin kick, followed by a throat chop, probably. Fighting clean is for sober idiots.

The assumption here is this treehugger ever stops tripping.

Why the !@#$ did you do that?