stevestojan

Ever since my wife wanted the couched moved, now 26 steps to the fridge.

The fact that I'm still the only person who voted for MC reinforces how idiotic all of you are.

I can't believe I'm actually participating in this thread, but what the !@#$, here goes: The second his wife apologized for "her involvement" in the punching, we knew we were dealing with a special kind of stupid. We can spend months saying who is worse: Rice, Vick, whoever killed OJ's wife and her waiter friend, etc. It doesn't !@#$ing matter. Shady will be ready by week 1. That's ALL that matters.

5 pages. 5 !@#$ing pages. Is it September yet?

Sorry, too much crap in this thread to wade through. Anyone know what time the MRI is scheduled for?

I second that.

Absolutely nothing good happens from 2am - 4am.

Can we all just say EJ was a wasted first round pick and move on? Good snap, bad snap, whatever.

Why? You think they don't know their ring size?

Let me guess, Tasker?

So what you guys are saying is that we have two serviceable QBs and not 3 awful QBs like this board has been crying about for months?

Also, between here and my old man texting me, can Tyrod play 1st down back if MC wins the job? Yes, I've been drinking.

I know it's preseason, but I feel like I'm the message board of a winning team. This feels weird.

He's still on the team, huh?

For those of us "watching" only through these posts here, can we get a quick summary of the first teams? How does the line look? MC get any time? D-line? Secondary? Why is shady still in?

The bar is set at functional. I'm not arguing with you. Sadly I'm agreeing.

NFL.com 0-0 15:00 left in the first.

Back in Lake Como. Drinking obscene amounts of wine.

No injuries. I hate preseason.

Trees are a completely renewable resource.

That's honestly what I picture DC Tom looking like.

I !@#$ing hate agreeing with you.

Before I get called out, I do understand the difference of a punch that breaks a jaw and one that doesn't. But if the puncher had been Ryan Quigly and not this insane beast of a man, the outcome would be much different. We signed a guy to play linebacker who can break jaws in multiple places with one punch. I'm struggling to see the issue with that.

If Geno's jaw doesn't break, is this a story? I know it DID break, but if say the punch hurt him but didn't make him miss a snap in practice, does this just go down as a small footnote on NFL.com or even not reported at all? I think so.

Greatest offseason ever.