stevestojan

You touch a QBs helmet and it’s 15 yards. He targeted his knee cap. I’d kick him out.

Josh Allen’s elbow grew 3 sizes this day.

Late October 2001: I’m a senior in college. Ipso Facto, I’m hammered. I get home and pass out. I wake up the next morning feeling like garbage as usual, but also like a cat had come into my room and ***** directly into my mouth. Turns out, before going to bed I grabbed one of the full sized snickers we had ready to give out to the 2 or 3 trick or treaters who might have showed up. I passed out mid chew. Let me tell you that a snickers bar that sits in your mouth for an 11 hour drunken sleep does not age well. To this day I can’t look at a snickers bar.

Rethink this one, man. We’ll give you a mulligan.

I truly thought this would be an amazing thread on TBD. Two garbage teams playing each other. No reason to root for either one (unless you’re dilusional and think there will be a wild card race between the Bills and Broncos) Maybe some fun chat about the upcoming Sabres game. A good reason to drink beers on a Thursday. Nope, it turned into a Josh vs Josh thread. I miss old old stevestojan where I constantly said stupid ***** all the time, too.

I’m not a draft guru. So I only knew one thing: of all the QBs on the board, I didn’t want to have to look at his ***** slappable face for the next ten years.

Yes. Because he doesn’t need to explain himself.

Breaking News: Peterman to start for AZ based on Cardinals fans message board posts regarding their rookie QB.

This is the first positive thing I’ve seen about this guy. I laughed at my grandmas funeral. Was it funny that she died? No. Can I separate that from my sister telling a ridiculous joke during a hard time? Yes I can. Oh, and this is football, not life and death.

This is going to be a tough matchup to justify my Thursday Night Drinking.

1) I was Born 2) keeps me in touch with my Dad 3) So many, and I know this is current, but I can’t remember feeling such utter joy as NYE when Dalton made that pass.

31 points in the 1st quarter. Looks like a picked a bad one to not tune into.

Bills fans are the epitome of class....

Toughest decision I'll make today... do I use the "laugh" or "confused" reaction.

And the race to post the first “Cut Peterman” thread commences.

Let em score?

OBJ gets 99% of the credit for that TD. Without (yet another) one hand catch, that’s another punt.

Unfortunately, the ones we REALLY need to abide by this "contract" won't read the thread, won't agree, or will simply just continue bashing him every time he throws an errant pass (or throws a completion that was "too low", or gets sacked, or smiles, or inhales, etc.)

A 2nd and a 3rd? I’ll eat my shirt if we get that. A 3rd is most likely. Also. I feel bad for Shady. “We’re going to move you for a bit, win a quick Super Bowl, then bring you back when we’re sub .500 the next year. BUT, you’ll sneak your way into a playoff game in Buffalo. Cool?”

I agree he is an upgrade. But my question remains on the “miscommunication” piece. This wasn’t like an RB running to the left when he was supposed to run to the right. I don’t understand how the holder is THE ONLY ONE who thinks it was a called fake? Like I mentioned in the game day thread, how does the holder interpret “hold the ball for a chip shot field goal like you always do” (which should take no communication, really) as “fake FG! Toss to... well, someone?” That’s like “different language” miscommunication. I don’t think after yesterday that name had any vagueness as to what we’d be talking about. Unless of course you’re talking about his moustahce.

I have it screen capped but can’t post it here because the file size is too big? It’s just a screen cap on my iPhone.

The table didn’t breakaway like it was supposed to when you jumped off the van, huh?

No no they didn’t. The article (as of 4:44pm) still mentions a Bills loss.

The Browns head coach has no idea how OT works.

For those who lost the game, it’s on “fantasy zone” on Sunday ticket.