stevestojan

Early Line is HOU -8

They have actually changed the definition (or added a secondary one) of literally to mean just the opposite. This is likely because people misused it so much. But: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally : in effect : VIRTUALLY —used in an exaggerated way to emphasize a statement or description that is not literally true or possible

The Browns going 1-2-2 would be the Brownsiest thing ever.

Turns out it’s significantly easier to gain rushing yards when you’re given the ball.

That is such basic football. How do you mess that up?

Just a reminder that Miami started their game up 17-0.

1) Our defense is ridiculous. 2) Our punter was this close to having a wiener painted on his lawn. 3) I never had any doubt we’d pull off a win on that final drive.

Well that’s a break we never get.

So, how do you feel about Josh Allen?

Shady and Ivory were just going nuts and Daboll decides to give Allen more shots?

Corey Bojorquez for MVP!

If that's the case, I change my comment of "Where is roughing the passer?" from a joke to demanding a full investigation of the NFL officiating team.

Well, the good news is, we will make the national sporting news. Because of our idiot punter. I can't wait to hear the excuse/story on that one. Hilarious.

EXACTLY. Was he short? Yes. Is that fair? No. Those two things DO NOT MATTER. In all the millions of dollars spent on running an NFL organization, does anyone look at stats? Anyone running some basic analytics? Regardless if a blind man could see he was short, someone needs to have the stats that there is a 0.1% chance of getting a spot call overturned.

Who needs !@#$ing timeouts when you're on defense with 3:45 left, anyway? JHC.

Is the call from the sidelines to "just hold for the chip shot field goal" very similar to "go for the fake field goal, you buffoon?" They should consider changing those signals, if that's the case.

I just wish he had told the team or the coaches. Success rate would have likely improved.

No roughing the passer?

They’re older. I read every text. If the worst one on a Sunday is “!@#$!,” meaning the Bills screwed up, I still have that connection with my old man.

Every. Play. I moved away from Buffalo in 2005. Long story short, I’ve move around the country a lot for work since then. I only see my old man (I think he’s 76?) in person on Thanksgiving. But every Bills game, we text. I’ve tried to stop him from texting because I have Sunday Ticket Streaming. So I’m always 15-20 seconds delayed. I’ve asked (begged) him to wait 30 seconds after he sees a play before texting me, but that doesn’t work. I always know if I get a text that say “!@#$!” It’s a turnover or “holy ****!” We did something good. I hate it, but wouldn’t change it for the world. (And I ask him EVERY Sunday to wait for the delay. Nope )

Correct. I am not a true Bills fan. I have watched every Bills game since I was four. I (stupidly) got a Bills tattoo. My “entry” song to my wedding reception was the shout song, much to my wife’s objection. I text with my dad, who is 75, after every play of every game. But no, I’m not a “true” Bills fan because I can watch a team, who for decades will be known as a legendary group, and enjoy watching football.

Watching the Pats is so enjoyable. I watch them objectively. I don’t watch with the “Whaaaa... they win a lot so they must be cheaters!” frame of mind. I just watch them. They are good. And it’s fun to watch a great football franchise.

It’s ok. 89% of people on TBD like to say the Pats “cheat.” I’m sure that 1” leap after a beautiful drive was phoned in.

That’ll do.

brady is my fantasy Qb. Stop running it in the red zone!