stevestojan

I’m hoping for the playoffs as much as anyone; I promise I am. But having seen this team “Bills it” more times than I care to remember, I’m going to type out the way I see this playing out, hoping that by predicting it, there’s no way it can actually happen: We beat the Dolphins Sunday, win a close one against the Pats, and then lose in the last minutes to the Dolphins in week 17. And of course, all the “help” we need to sneak in with 9 wins will somehow either play, or get flexed to, Sunday night, and not help us at all. Merry Christmas.

Agreed. He made cuts in 6” of snow that most NFL running backs can’t make on turf in a dome.

Do I need reservations to get tickets? And what if someone gives me a ticket as a gift and then asks for it back?

Question: since Jesus is technically undead, are jokes about him OK? Just trying to establish the ground rules. I’ll hang up and listen.

Lighten up, Susan.

Missing the playoffs on a coin toss would offically be the Billsiest thing of all time.

One of the Seahawks was ejected and then tried to climb into the stands after a Jags fan tossed what looked like a Gatorade bottle at his head. Classy moves all around.

All of us for not turning it off immediately after the 2pt conversion.

Saw that coming as soon as he broke free.

Yes, we have had hard times. But we had some great plays in the last 17 years. Enjoy.

I don’t know if he can do worse than his first outing.

I’ve never seen anything like 1) throwing the flag, 2) “quitting” the game.

If you’re going to all out blitz, DO IT! That was half assed and you STILL leave Gronk open? Pathetic.

In fairness to Tyrod, we do wear white jerseys sometimes.

Ok, I can see that. Not to bring Norwood into this (but I will), watching the Four Falls of Buffalo was sad because it’s clear he’s still tourtued by that. We’ve all forgiven Scott (I hope). I don’t forgive Marv for running Thurman 2 times for 4 yards (hyperbole). When (if) we win the SB, does Scott get a ring?

I can’t think of a football equivalent of what Bartman “did,” because NFL fans aren’t close enough to interfere. But I’ve watched too many YouTube videos about him. Every video I watch makes me hate the Cubs more. Giving him a World Series ring is like giving the obese girl who they picked on for years the Prom Queen sash to make yourself feel better for making fun of her. I honessly dont have a point here other than !@#$ the Cubs, !@#$ their fans, and !@#$ their ownership for giving him a World Series ring.

Never a doubt.

You honestly think he considers that when being chased down?

Have the Bills ever followed up a long pass play with anything OTHER than a draw play?

Cut Hauschka.

Much more importantly, a Tom Brady fumble (well missed snap).

Damn it. Looked like Zay was streaking 1-on-1

Peterman wouldn’t have made Zay fall down to catch that and scratch his forearm.

The chiefs gloves being the exact same color as a penalty flag is mildly infuriating.

I wanted Peterman because Tyrod threw for 5 yards the week before and consistently ignores looking downfield and when he DOES look, he over- or under-throws regularly. I figured “it can’t get worse.” I was wrong.