stevestojan

KC defense is still puke.

This is horrible. And awesome.

Why?

Just don’t let them score 32 before making your comeback, Chiefs.

The Chiefs gloves are awful. I think there’s a flag on every play.

I’d be in the hospital for 6 weeks if I got hit that hard. He’ll probably be back in the game. Also, good no call.

I mean who didn’t predict a HOU/TN AFC championship game? The 49ers are going to be favored by 20 in the SB.

That was some impressively awful defense.

If the Texans win, it will kill me. It means we could have been heading to the AFC Championship had we not farted away the game last week. The off-season is LOOOONG. I’ll watch any NFL game I can.

Ravens win by 20.

You think Belichick (who will undoubtedly go down in history as one of the greatest coaches to ever step foot in an NFL locker room) is more annoying than girls shaking pom poms behind the broadcast team trying to do a recap of the NFC divisional game? Frustrating and annoying are two very different things.

Cheerleaders are the worst. Literally the most annoying thing about sports. but this Is clearly subjective.

Sweet Christ, I’m so happy don’t have cheerleaders anymore. If I need to see hot chicks, I know the websites. If I’m trying to watch a post game analysis of a game, I don’t need be annoyed by pom-*****-poms.

I want proof that the Vikings won a game this year.

Daboll is watching the Vikings. He just sayin “see?? This it’s hard to do!”

Punting when you’re down by three scores is absolutely pathetic.

I think the better way to propose this would be a great bar trivia question in WNY: in the AFC, who are two teams you absolutely don’t give a ***** about? I’ll start: Houston and Kansas City. This is literally the most “I don’t care who wins” playoff game I’ve ever seen. I’ll still find a reason to drink during it (which means I’ll gamble on it) but I sincerely have no vested interest in this matchup at all. The Pats are out. Go Titans?

If you forget the 45-second long tongue kiss of his son, I have no reason to truly hate Brady. Even if he cheated, he is still (no matter his wealth) following orders of his boss/organization. The disgust starts at the top. ***** the Pats. edit: also, ***** you MJD1001 for this “would you rather pour salt in an open wound or chew on tin foil after getting a filling question.”

I, too, am announcing my retirement from being an NFL coach. At the same time, I’m an unrestricted free agent for all of the four major sports.

Rooney rule? did they interview anyone else?

Now I can fall asleep happy-ish

Tell us how it’s going.

I was originally excited that the game was at 4:35. Get to sleep in and still leaves some time to get some stuff done around the house, grab a nice lunch with the wife, and go to the store to get snacks before ordering pizza and wings. Fast forward to game day: weird mix of “still drunk from drinking and watching Bills YouTube videos all night”/hangover, woke up at 4:45am, no chance I’m leaving my house today except to walk my dog, and wishing to god the game started at 10am.

It’s 8:30pmEST. Been doing some drinking. If I missed anything, let me know. (IT WILL ALWAYS SAY BLOCKED, JUST CLICK “WATCH IT ON YOUTUBE.”)

My wife graduated with Gronk at U of AZ. (She’s considerably younger than I am). She said he was always the guy at the keg; the “keg master.” She thinks he’s hilarious. She loved watching him play. I’m much less concerned about the fact that my wife may have slept with Gronk than I am about the need for a Bills player to rip JJ Watts pec back out of its normal spot on the first play tomorrow.