stevestojan

So I'm allowed to see this woman's labia but Janet Jackson's nipple was too much?

The most boring SB I’ve seen.

Crap. Didn’t see this thread before I posted the below on the pregame thread: Living in NJ, I can legally gamble from my couch using the DraftKings app. My main bet is SF and the Under. +370. Other Fun bets I’m considering: Heads or Tails on coin toss. (Even odds) Will the person who calls the coin toss call it correctly? (Even odds) Pick Heads/Tails AND the correct team (3:1 odds) Will any QB throw a flea flicker? (Yes is 2.5:1 odds) Will more than two players throw a TD pass (yes is 12:1 odds) Color of the Gatorade dumped on the wining coach (various odds based on Color, purple is the favorite). Will an offensive lineman score a TD? (20:1 odds). The jersey # of the first player to score a TD, over or under 26.5. Will there be any scoring drive that takes LESS time than the singing of the national anthem? No pays 3:1. Will any kick (XP or FG) hit an upright or the crossbar? 14:1 that’s just a few. There are currently 540 things you can bet on on DK. And since I couldn’t give a ***** about who wins this game, I might as well lose some money while watching it and eating more variations of cheese products than a human ever should. Edited just now by stevestojan I’m not sure what site allows bets like the over/under on the National anthem since that could clearly be messed with. Draft kings makes up for it by allowing a bet for whether any scoring drive will be longer/shorter than the singing time of the anthem.

Living in NJ, I can legally gamble from my couch using the DraftKings app. My main bet is SF and the Under. +370. Other Fun bets I’m considering: Heads or Tails on coin toss. (Even odds) Will the person who calls the coin toss call it correctly? (Even odds) Pick Heads/Tails AND the correct team (3:1 odds) Will any QB throw a flea flicker? (Yes is 2.5:1 odds) Will more than two players throw a TD pass (yes is 12:1 odds) Color of the Gatorade dumped on the wining coach (various odds based on Color, purple is the favorite). Will an offensive lineman score a TD? (20:1 odds). The jersey # of the first player to score a TD, over or under 26.5. Will there be any scoring drive that takes LESS time than the singing of the national anthem? No pays 3:1. Will any kick (XP or FG) hit an upright or the crossbar? 14:1 that’s just a few. There are currently 540 things you can bet on on DK. And since I couldn’t give a ***** about who wins this game, I might as well lose some money while watching it and eating more variations of cheese products than a human ever should.

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Way to go CNN for breaking the news and immediately mentioning his sexual misconduct.

Move this to the main page.

When I started this thread I didn’t realize Josh Allen was playing in this game.

The over is currently -113. Vegas knows that this was once of the worst offensive quarters for either team and it’s still on pace for 54. Everyone running to play the under will get hurt. Badly.

Mines working OK, yours buffering?

I have LSU -6. That play by Burrow was incredible; regardless of the flag.

Done

Figured this could use a thread here. Wasn’t much action on the college FB section.

Are we not allowed a game thread in the stadium wall? I mean, pretty big game here.

Clemson’s mascot looks like they found that costume in a dumpster in the RV in Orchard Park.

That did not look like a TD.

If their message board is any indication, Texans fans are not meeting the team at the Houston airport unless it’s to egg O’Briens car.

Bill OBrien needing time take a TO to realize he needed to go for it on that last 4th down is one of the most perplexing moves I’ve ever seen. As a Bills fan, that is saying a lot.

Those timeouts aren’t valuable.

The Texans message board is unsurprisingly going nuts. Numerous calls for OBrians firing. With 13 minutes left, in a divisional playoff game. Ahhh, seems like all message boards are similar.

waiting for the sack that will win the game for them.

I’m pretty indifferent on him. He’s not Booger, so maybe my expectations are too low.

HOU fans will blame this on the refs. Every one of those calls was legit.

So was this really all just being a bit rusty? I mean KC is DOMINATING right now. It’s like that 1st quarter never happened.

Do we need a second half thread for a non-Bills game?