L Ron Burgundy

His name sounds like a made up madden name. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've seen it years ago.

We have a speedster to cover him now.

If he retired right now there's a small chance he'd already make it. He has lots of records already.

The team is stacked. What's their weakness right now?

Love this post. There are other ways to win but this is most simple. Our defense making plays with mcds current scheme is another way. Need some rookies to be more than jags.

Steelers go 9-8. Cool.

He can't throw the ball to himself. Only Chuck Norris and Josh Allen can do that.

I think a lot of gms disagree with that. I'm not sure myself. With top tier qb play does that change his game? I think likely yes, question is by how much. If you're a gm and think he is a superstar just waiting for a good qb, you try and make it work.

My opinion is if you have the chance for a potential superstar on the cheap, you try and do it. We can make the cap work.

This is true, and he's probably a pretty big guy standing beside someone that's average. Seeing him on TV playing football he seemed tiny though.

Jeff Tuel was one of the few guys that you just looked at and thought, "That mofo ain't a football player". God I can't wait for the season to start, I'm sitting here commenting on Jeff freaking Tuel. Whose next? Aaron Maybin? Quarterback cravin.

The steps in the stadium can be used in lieu of a traditional curb.

F that lol, jets would be perfect. I think we lose week 1. If our defense is actually revamped and for real, maybe we can pull out a win. But I have a bad feeling Henry is going get 20 plus touches for a crapload of yards. Hope I'm wrong and we crush them of course. Ravens definitely started slow last year so who knows.

They should just do like one 4th down play to get 15 yards or something like that. I feel like it'd have too high a success rate.

Because the team around him is sick. Best RB tandem in the league, great receivers, great TE's, excellent o line with aggressive offensive coaching. Wouldn't be a shock if they won it all in this upcoming season.