Old guy here. This reminds me of a story from my Bethlehem Steel days when I was a mere 19 years old. I was working with a grizzled old Hells Angel (old being like 30 years old). And I asked him where did he get hit the chip on his shoulder. He related to a story of him waiting outside the dressing room door of Lou Costello of Abbott and Costello fame when he was a kid. He asked Lou Costello for an autograph, and Costello turned around and said to him - EAT SH*T, KID and calmly walked away ...