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Superman. Nobody less. Okay, maybe Batman... but Superman is my first choice. Of course he'll be roundly booed in these parts because he just doesn't quite measure up to the smartest man in the room - Lex Luthor's expectations.

I think Jack's slide comes to an end very quickly tonight.

Gruden is the Donald Trump of sportscasters. And that's NOT a political reference, so don't hijack this thread with Trump bashing... PLEASE.

Miami press conference is on right now on NFL.com. First thing out of the gate: "Uh, unfortunately Laremy suffered an allergic reaction and is being seen by our medical personnel right now. " he's absent from his first presser. what a joke.

This is the good kind of protesting that people like Nancy Pelosi wholeheartedly approve of. Established voters going to their Senator and Congressional representative's town halls and asking pointed questions... not so much. That's despicable and akin to terrorism and anarchy.

You'd prefer they put copies of Sartre's "No Exit" or Beckett's "Waiting for Godot" instead?

So you think his college coach Dabo Swinney should be fired for dropping him into coverage several times a game? Sterling analysis. He can and does. He looks extremely heads-up against the run too. Not too many running backs get by him. He doesn't fall for jukes easily and sets low and gets wide with his wingspan which helps him gain contain. One other thing, I'll wager he gets more sacks in his rookie season than the turd he's replacing got all last year.

Protests rage outside Trump rally in Orange County; 17 arrested, police car smashed. The party of peace and diversity shows their true colors.

Apparently not everyone was enamored of the young man's football skills. http://nypost.com/2016/04/28/stay-away-giants-scouts-scathing-take-on-once-no-1-pick/ “He’s the one everybody — I shouldn’t say everybody — you talk to people in the league, they’re not as high on him as these clowns on their computers in their basements who maybe watched one game on YouTube and think they know the answers,’’ Dan Shonka, general manager and national scout for Ourlads’ NFL Scouting Services, told The Post. “He can’t block people crossing his face, he’s technique-poor. Here’s how stupid people are: They say, ‘He had a great workout at the combine.’ Well, he didn’t do anything at the combine but on-the-field drills. He was fresh. All the other guys went through real rigorous, the 40s, the vertical, the long jump, they did all that, everything, and he didn’t do crap and some of these clowns out there say, ‘Well, he had a great workout.’ Well, all those other guys would have had great workouts too if they weren’t so tired.’’

Reed, Jones, Spriggs, Jack.

They're welcome to him. http://youtu.be/F1zDEnuhC2E

Yes. He did it multiple times in the ND game... if you were watching. Sure is.

This one? At 2:08 in he misspeaks and mentions Floyd when someone asked him about Paxton Lynch and he didn't want to discuss someone else's player and didn't want to take away from Shaq's limelight.

Nice write up Gunner. You're really into it.

Well, how does this guy float your boat? He's no Aaron Maybin, but then again... who is? I think he knocked out that QB at around 1:30.

Petitioned the 2nd Circuit Court for a stay of The NFL Draft till they can appeal to the Supremes to get their first rounder back.

He'll be a perfect Dolphin. He was also taped asking for and receiving money from one of his college coaches. No wonder he dropped like a stone®.

Seriously? Seek, and ye shall find: http://draftbreakdown.com/video/shaq-lawson-vs-notre-dame-2015/

That looks like a Jerry Hughes-like personal foul to me.

I wish they'd make a movie about the Kennedys whoring throughout their lives. Lots of material there. Teddy confessed to bedding 1,000 dames in his illustrious career. I bet they were all beauty queens too.

Spoken for truth, LA. Spoken for truth.

Yep. Fitz will have to mow that beard off if he thinks he's going to have a gig on TV broadcasts of NFL games.

I think your proposed candidate will be the eventual winner regardless of who wins the race to be POTUS this time around. Oh dear Lord, how did we get into this mess?