"I've got a beautiful phone. It is to bee-ooo-tee-full. I know you're gonna love it. And, and... and I've got a pen. Not a cheap Bic like Foolish Obama has, it's a really, really great one. It's a Mont Blanc. It's a wonderful pen. It has a 24 carat gold barrel.
It's gonna be so great when I use my bee-ooo-tee-full pone and my really great pen to first, to first overturn all of Foolish President Obama's executive orders. All of Foolish Obama's orders, and replace them with my very own much better executive orders. They are really, really great. They are much, much better executive orders. I can't tell you anymore about them just yet. Not just yet. Not yet. Because the time is not right. The time isn't right just yet.
Thank you. No more questions now. I've got to catch a helicopter."