Vlad: "Your zipper is down, you putz."
B. O.: "Of course it is. I'm going to pee on my shoes."
Woman in background: "Well, I guess it is just a myth."
Man in background: "Do not worry comrade Mr. President. I will not let it touch your shoes."
Secret Service Agent in background: "Awwww sheet, what's Russian for 'mop and pail'?"