But B O is so smart. I've read that here. He's so knowledgeable about well, everything! He's brilliant. Did you know he wrote two books? Isn't that fantastic. He's got a mind like a Rube Goldberg mouse trap. He went to not one but two very prestigious universities and has a law degree from one of them. That's a sign of brilliance. He cares about everyone and everything. He knows just about everything there is to know.
He also has a Vice President - Joe Biden - have you heard of him? Well, he told Joe to get on that cancer thing and told him to make it stop! That takes onions and smarts too. He would probably have put an end to cancer by himself already, but he couldn't find the time between golfing, fundraising, golfing, giving speeches, golfing, using his phone and pen, golfing, lecturing the country on race relations, golfing, chastising policemen and police departments all across the nation, golfing, traveling to Martha's Vineyard, golfing, traveling to Europe, golfing, traveling to Asia (you've heard of these places - right?), golfing, and some plane old relaxing and did I mention golfing?