Nanker

You asked the question wrong. Indian - like with a feather (holds two fingers up behind his head), or with a dot (punctuates his forehead with his index finger). (I actually had a boss who did exactly that once.) Gift it to me. You must gift it to me, right now!

You should be fine. I hear there's an Ikea in Chicago.

Any word on the Popover Pack's plans to hit Chelsea Manning?

That'd be a match made in heaven!

Meatball, youse be all sorts 'a messed up.

Sad news. RIP Butch.

The Real Housewives of Chappaqua?

Yeah, that's how I remember it too. B. O. brought all the Republican leadership into private sessions in the Oval Office and got on his hands and knees and begged - BEGGED I tell you - for them to show their bipartisanship by agreeing 100% with his agenda. Of course, they refused because they had different opinions on the matter.

Torture is watching the Pats*** going for another SB win.

Waterfall.

She was great as Laura Petrie. Sorry to hear she passed.

Why, look. Isn't that Pasta Joe in the foreground?

Limo set ablaze belonged to a Muslim immigrant.

Hilarious!!!

Separated at birth twin.

I can throw my hat in that ring. It wasn't till much later in the campaign when the other sour sixteen Republicans began falling out that it began to look like he was in inevitable nominee. Then the unthinkable happened... thanks mostly to the media.

Trump should encourage Japan to join the nuclear bomb club.

How about we start with not giving people money for each kid they pop out? If governments didn't incentivize them to have kids then maybe they'd take contraception a bit more seriously.

This is Tiberius. As Pliny the Elder said, he is the gloomiest of men. He was grand uncle to Caligula - perhaps the worst reprobate to be Emperor, he himself took pleasure in having an island filled with dwarfs, exotic animals, and young children that he routinely molested at his leisure for his pleasure. You know - much like today's Hollywood elite who travel on private jets to a private island in the Caribbean with underage hookers onboard and at the compound, or over to Thailand where they pay to have sex with children. But they're Dems, so it's okay...

Yeah, that was already posted elsewhere. That woman is a deranged wack-job. It's people like her who just come unglued and unprincipled when they don't get their way. Another woman lit a Trump supporter's hair on fire on the Million Clitoris March.

Worked under Mike Munchak, Ken Wisenhunt, and Mike Costner.

Maybe she could run for POC if she doesn't want to be embarrassed by losing the NYC Mayoral race to Bo Dietl. They would love her and she could file for secession from the USA and be its first dick-taker.

I'd also say Dwight Eisenhower and Adlai Stevenson were both much more accomplished and qualified to be POTUS than Hillary. Hell, Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford and Al Gore were even more qualified, as was Nelson Rockefeller. You could probably toss George McGovern in there too, along with Bobby Kennedy, and Hubert Humphrey. She's more in the league of the likes of Gary Hart, Eugene McCarthy, John Anderson, Ross Perot, Ralph Nader, and Lyndon LaRouche.

Wow! How funny. What a great coincidence.

Aptly named "Manatee County".