Nanker

Can’t make it. I’m in Alaska.

“So where’s Stormy?” FIFY.

But what if it’s a Canadian Prime Minister?

Is having false eyebrows a “pre-existing condition? Asking for a friend.

Trump could probably claim they’ve created or saved 8 to 20 million jobs already. MAGA

I’ll make a prediction for him. You’re going to log in here again tomorrow and STILL be an asshat.

The Aristotelian gambit! Maybe they’re getting ready to sack up and knock the s hit out of some of their invaders. 270% Canadian rarified on US dairy products sounds pretty fair - don’t cha think? They used to make margarine producers sell their product without food coloring because the dairy farmers complained. It was white as tallow but they sold it with a packet of yellow food die so you could make it look more like butter. Not sure if they still do that **** now or not.

OUCH!!!

I am very saddened to hear this. My wife and I have a great deal of respect for Charles, his excellent articulation of conservative ideas, his piercing wit, and how he overcame such a debilitating injury to his spine. He he will be sorely missed. God bless you Charles.

FDAU.

Banks could get their asses handed to them for violating sanctions.

Next up - Martha Stewart.

Of course. Comey was the mastermind. Except that he wasn’t. He was a deaf dumb and blind guy while others played for the ball. From SoHo down to Washington we’ll see their type fall. They got crazy flipping stories about really nothing at all. All they got is distractions they play like they don’t smell. That deaf dumb and blind guy will go with them to hell. Not sure, but it might make it to Broadway some day.

T_F = TG But Gary’s too stoopid to make a leap.

I think three. Shiela had been giving him enema therapy treatments IIRC. His stretched ah, hem... rectum became cavernous and allowed him to be an Alpha mule and he snagged an extra bag of coke that the cartel didn’t realize he swiped. That Frank, he was an enterprising SOB.

McCabe’s offer to testify if given immunity will be taken with the same degree of seriousness that Baghdad Bob’s offer to “give himself up” because he was a leader of Iraq’s regime. However, in Andy’s case he will get a frogmarch.

I can’t quite tell how red his bung hole is from that pic. Though I imagine he’s walking a lot like Frank Gallagher did when crossing the border into the USA as a mule.

2012, 2013??? Trump hadn’t even met Stormy Daniels yet. Manafort didn’t join Trump’s campaign until years later.

JFK pardoned RFK for !@#$ing Marilyn Monroe.

The Clintons are certainly worth less than nothing to me.

Interesting that they were allowed to publish that... [PREPARING FOR THE BLUE WAVE - OF LAW ENFORCEMENT]

I never had a bad meal in Rome.

Gas Chamber would be more fitting.

Isn’t that spelled minguia?