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This is perhaps the most egregious offense yet uncovered. It demands to be thoroughly vetted and wrong doings must be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
With Tyrod Taylor at the helm? Are you out of your !@#$ing mind?
Maybe with a modern era franchise QB they'll be able to have a more modern approach to the game.
Time will tell.
Keep chewing your nails.
Sure. Me too. But I do so want to see some high profile bare buttocks in the stocks getting a sound whipping with a willow branch for all to see. And see so much that they can never unsee it.
Then just exactly are we as a nation supposed to do with J. Edgar Hoover’s favorite desk ornament - (John Dillinger’s12” penis) that he had preserved in formaldehyde a-la Lennin’s Trophy of Rasputin’s male member, one might ask?