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Humor is how I cope with the devastating realities of life... and football.

*Year 7 "non-process years" all get lumped into one

I think the process was just a 5-year-plan to turn the team around, which it did. But now we're in year 6 and there is no process anymore.

I mean, that doesn't mean anything. You can feel one way about Asian Americans and simultaneously feel a completely different way about Black Americans.

Yikes.

Well that was drag. But it's a long season and we've got to keep our spirits high. So here are tonight's top 10 silver linings! 1. We only have to play the Jets defense once more this year! 2. We might finally suck enough to draft a #2 WR like Tee Higgins! 3. We can free up a roster space by cutting Sam Martin since Josh Allen has assumed the role of punter! 4. We looked this bad in the 2021 opener and look how we ended that season! 5. We probably won't have to hear about the Jets being Super Bowl bound anymore! 6. Josh Allen quickly ended his MVP bid so he can lighten up and play more loose and free! 7. Turns out Leslie Frazier wasn't the issue with the run D! 8. Josh Allen didn't puke before the game! 9. Statistics say Josh Allen has to win an overtime game at some point. Best to save it for a time when it really matters! 10. There's no way this game wasn't scripted!

He wasn't. He doesn't meet their physical profile for corners. Well, then I guess this whole thing stings a little less. I'm feeling better already!

I'm not ready to go that far... but it definitely seems like there is more than this than meets the eye. What really stings is that on draft night, it seemed like Trent McDuffie was the guy they really wanted

I'm going to be watching tonight's game with the same zest that Buddy Nix approached free agency

Its all downhill from here......... The skier in me welcomes a solid downhill. steeper the better. it's too late now, but you should have got a snoo, or rented one. game cahnger. He's been such a solid sleeper in his short life. It really just started to change this week. He must be anxious about tonight's matchup...

I have zero energy but that's mostly because my 6-month-old has decided he doesn't need to sleep anymore.

The way I feel about the Chargers is how people are going to feel about the Bills if they don't win the Super Bowl this year: over it.

Seems that I can Well... at least your username fits 🙃

You can't ask us what our overreaction will be and then have 50% of the answer options be completely reasonable reactions.

Must have been Mike Greenberg. The guy has the personality of an 11-year-old Jets fan.

The Jets have the longest active playoff drought in sports. That makes them instantly easy to root for. Except for me. F those guys.

He'll play and he'll score 3 TDs and we'll have to hear all about how tough he is.

I live for the prime time games, because the illegal streams suckkkkkkk. (Also, there's nothing worse than trying to find a working stream and have to close out of 150 chaturbate popups will my family is in town).

Honestly, I tried for over a decade to give them money for Sunday Ticket and they were always like, "no, sorry, it's not available in your area." So... illegal streams it was for me.

Diggs is more than a C in my book. He's an A+ Has anyone actually ever heard Milano speak? Like, does he speak? I'm not saying one has to speak to be a captain, but speaking kind of seems like a part of the job.

I have heard that strippers give better rates to team captains, so this is very big deal for Diggs.

oh thank god, diggs still there 😅

If you really are a long time Bills fan then you should know by now that you NEVER go into a season optimistic.

Does this mean Diggs is no longer captain? Because that would go over well in the media...

This is a good post 👏