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Yeah, but instead of tweets, he just reads this forum.

I have no children... but the way I feel when I watch this video is kind of how I imagine it feels to have a child... can anyone confirm?

Well, I guess I'm in the TMZ demographic now. Great.

Oh, I know. Was mostly a joke. I'll be surprised if the USFL lasts more than a few seasons.

The author has clearly never visited this website. Interesting piece, though. As running backs continue to be less and less valued, so to are middle linebackers.

I think Jack White hates everything that isn't made by Jack White. There are 13 notes and like 10 grooves used in popular music. Everyone is ripping off everyone.

Here's a bold prediction... The NFL and the USFL will form a Premier League style alliance and every year, the worst NFL teams will get demoted to the USFL and the best USFL teams will get promoted to the NFL.

I mean, Tim Riggins was drunk the entire season when the Dillon Panthers won state. And then he got to date Lyla Garrity, so like, why aren't all of us going that route?

Introducing... Brandon's Baked Beans "How do they fit all those beans under the cap?!"

Darrelle Revis is probably the closest comparison we have in terms of position, age, status, and playing style. Revis was 27 when he tore his ACL in week 3 of 2012. Over the next 3 seasons, Revis only missed 2 games and was named all-pro multiple times, made the pro bowl 3 times, and won the comeback player of the year award in 2013. Revis played a total of 5 seasons after ACL surgery, though he only played in a handful of games in his final season with the Chiefs. Obviously, anything can happen, but I'm expecting another 3 good years from Tre White. CB play declines significantly around age 30 so I think it's reasonable to assume that his play would naturally start to decline in the next few years even without the ACL surgery. Maybe he'll convert to safety at some point? That seems to be the best move for CBs who want to extend their careers i.e. Charles Woodson.

Going into this year with absolutely no distractions. Love it.

NFL player arrests (at least among active players) seem to be right around the expected number—maybe even a tad lower than expected—compared to arrest data for entire country as indicated here: https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2019/crime-in-the-u.s.-2019/topic-pages/persons-arrested#:~:text=The estimated arrest rate for,3%2C011.0 arrests per 100%2C000 inhabitants. Not sure I'm ready to say there is a criminality issue in the NFL... unless we're talking about Josh Allen not getting a chance in overtime.

Let's not act like Tua can't make this throw... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqFzSIaSxP4 Or this one...

Nobody is more pissed about this news than Progressive, who now has to scrap all of their At Home with Baker Mayfield ads.

I haven't enjoyed 91 seconds that much since last night.

White is a 27-year-old elite athlete working with the best physical therapists and trainers available, not a 40-year-old weekend warrior doing rehab at the local strip mall limited by the number of therapy sessions his insurance plan will allow. I'd say it's more likely than not that he's going to be ready to go for the season and back to form by October. That said, I imagine they'll still add a vet or two for depth and draft a CB in RD 1 who will likely start week 1 (and probably win DROY with this defense).

This team will never have enough d-linemen!!!!!!!! Must acquire more! more! more!

I thought Dane Jackson played well when White went down. That late 1st round draft spot is typically a great place to find a plug and play CB at a great value and with more speed than Wallace has.

This is how we determine if players are good, right?

Please give us 17 games of Geno Smith in Seattle!

1. You've been a fan since I was born into this mess. I don't remember a before time. I'll say 1990 because I was 4 and that's where my memory begins. 2. Your first Bills memory I vaguely remember talking to my sister's friend about Buffalo and Washington prior to Super Bowl 26. Some better formed first memories involve some pretty epic meltdowns during Super Bowl 27 and 28. 3. One of your favorite Bills memories My older sister showed horses when I was growing up. And in the early 90s when I was little, I'd get brought along to the horse shows. One of the horse shows took place at the New York State Fair and we'd stay on the fairgrounds in a camper for four or five days (which is awesome when you're a kid). The show runs for 5 days, I think, and all these different farms and stables come with their horses and riders and carts and wagons, etc. And all these horses get stabled in this giant horse barn—rows and rows of horses—and every farm and horse stable gets their own little area. It turns into a horse city and our area was right on main street. Anyway, the State Fair always overlapped with the first weekend of the season. There was another stable on the same aisle as ours that had a little 13" tube TV. Every year I'd go down to their area and watch the first Bills game of the season—just me and the old man who managed their stable. I don't remember his name but he was a Chiefs fan. The Bills always won those game and I'd be running around horse city throwing a football to myself and replaying the game for the rest of the day. A close second is listening to The Comeback live on the radio while we were on our way home from my Grandparents'. 4. Your favorite player of all time and your favorite player currently... Thurman Thomas was my all-time favorite. Current favorite is Josh Allen.

My anxiety with 4th quarter leads goes way further back then "13 seconds." There was that whole music city miracle thing, and that 2009 season opener against the Pats, and that Hail Murray last year.

I think the real question here is would you rather be someone who says "youse guys" or someone who says "yinz?"

"There are two rules in this house: listen to your mother and we don't speak poorly of Josh Allen." - me in like, 20 years, probably.

I'm mostly excited about all the "Andy Reid is wasting Mahomes' prime" talk that must be happening in Kansas City this morning. Or, is that just a Bills fan thing?