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I'm going to be watching tonight's game with the same zest that Buddy Nix approached free agency

Its all downhill from here......... The skier in me welcomes a solid downhill. steeper the better. it's too late now, but you should have got a snoo, or rented one. game cahnger. He's been such a solid sleeper in his short life. It really just started to change this week. He must be anxious about tonight's matchup...

I have zero energy but that's mostly because my 6-month-old has decided he doesn't need to sleep anymore.

The way I feel about the Chargers is how people are going to feel about the Bills if they don't win the Super Bowl this year: over it.

Seems that I can Well... at least your username fits 🙃

You can't ask us what our overreaction will be and then have 50% of the answer options be completely reasonable reactions.

Must have been Mike Greenberg. The guy has the personality of an 11-year-old Jets fan.

The Jets have the longest active playoff drought in sports. That makes them instantly easy to root for. Except for me. F those guys.

He'll play and he'll score 3 TDs and we'll have to hear all about how tough he is.

I live for the prime time games, because the illegal streams suckkkkkkk. (Also, there's nothing worse than trying to find a working stream and have to close out of 150 chaturbate popups will my family is in town).

Honestly, I tried for over a decade to give them money for Sunday Ticket and they were always like, "no, sorry, it's not available in your area." So... illegal streams it was for me.

Diggs is more than a C in my book. He's an A+ Has anyone actually ever heard Milano speak? Like, does he speak? I'm not saying one has to speak to be a captain, but speaking kind of seems like a part of the job.

I have heard that strippers give better rates to team captains, so this is very big deal for Diggs.

oh thank god, diggs still there 😅

If you really are a long time Bills fan then you should know by now that you NEVER go into a season optimistic.

Does this mean Diggs is no longer captain? Because that would go over well in the media...

This is a good post 👏

If it's that easy to open a window, why are we all freaking out about them closing?

Talk about a window slamming shut.

Coke Beasley could have been great if he would have just laid off the dang booger sugar.

You're going to want to make sure you're seated and have a strong drink in hand when you get to the Bills / Steelers Preseason Week 2 Thread.

When I played JV football, we had a coach that talked about "The Turk." But his "Turk" was that voice in your head that tells you to take it easy, loaf around, watch TV, and be lazy. Disappointed that this thread wasn't posted by you, coach.

Could the story here be less about Elam and more about Benford being a gem of a pick? But I don't know anything so don't listen to me. Also, passing league. CB depth is good, right? Or would you rather have Jamarcus Ingram out there? (I know he had a nice little int today). Or worse, Cam Lewis?! No, no. Give me Elam as CB 3/4 and say, wow, that Benford kid keeps surprising!

Evans = new Blackshear!!!

Bad day for anyone who loves a good comeback story.