MPL

Born and raised in the beautiful Mohawk Valley and now living in Austin, Texas. Probably wearing a Canadian tuxedo and drinking a Montucky Cold Snack at Nickel City. 

Writer // Musician // Mostly Sarcastic

Qualifications: 

• 2 years of High School JV Football and like 3 touchdowns. 
• College Intramural Flag Football Champion.
• Won, like, 6 Super Bows in a row with the Bills in Madden 2001 Franchise Mode. 
• Used to draw football plays in science class. 
• Sent a Thurman Thomas Pro Set Football Card to Thurman Thomas and he sent it back—signed.