These are the actual initiation rights for the Proud Boys. This is not a joke, albeit laughable.
1. Publicly declaring yourself a Proud Boy.
2. Being beat up by other members until you name five kinds of breakfast cereal. This degree also includes a vow to stop *****.
3. Getting a Proud Boy tattoo.
4. Engaging in physical violence with members of Antifa, the leftist anti-fascist movement.