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Was that English?
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I love you guys.
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I've heard the reason behind the lack of an Incredibles sequel is Brad Bird's availability.
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I liked Get Smart -- though I wish they had let Mel Brooks do a pass on it in the editing room. Some of the timing was off for me. But the moments were Carrell wasn't Michael Scott were awesome!
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Hahahaha! I think I will be fine since I WAS covered when I had those appointments. I just know that insurance companies are shady and I didn't want to get the run around since I'm no longer a client (even though I just shifted to Cali Blue Cross/Blue Shield). And it doesn't help that I have the most ghetto insurance plan EVER right now.
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Of course Mark's posts are the best on upcoming movies on TSW, but I am really fired up for this weekend's offerings. I've been looking forward to Wall-E for months now. I can't wait to see what those devils at Pixar do with the silent movie formula. And I know some aren't high on Wanted's prospects, but I'm a big fan of McAvoy and Timur, I'll be curious to see how both fair with huge budgets behind them. Wall-e will win the weekend without a doubt, but I'm hopeful both are going to be great rides. I think I'm seeing Wall-e on Friday and Wanted on Sunday.
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Because when I look at the nija smiley, I just think, WTF! Gotta problem with that?!
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So I just had a minor panic attack over a very large medical bill. Here are the facts: 1. I was covered until January under my old policy (Blue Cross in Rochester), then I shifted to a new one in California. 2. I was living in LA during the last few months but had Away From Home Care allowing me to see doctors out in LA. 3. I had a couple of appointments in December and my doc charged my NEW insurance which wasn't active till Feb of 08. Mow my question is, they can just recharge my old insurance, right? Even though I am no longer a client? Or am I totally screwed here?
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(LAMP) Keep your fingers crossed for me.
CosmicBills replied to Dr. Fong's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Are we allowed to know what the job is? Of course I'm wishing you luck, Doc, but I'm gonna be pretty miffed if I found out you're up for a job as a Henchman or something. -
Yes. You're right. Got me! Look, you're uptight about sex. I got it. You see or hear someone who does something "different" than your routine and you freak instead of doing what God intended ... LAUGH at it all. Why judge sexual preferences if no one is being hurt? What was that little rule we all learned growing up? Judge not lest ye be judged? Something like that ... And to care this much about someone sexual preferences rather than see it as the cosmic joke it is, is just hilarious to me. I'll dig out the old quote bin on sex once more for ya ... though this is not in reference to picnic tables, it still fits pretty well. "Live and let live, folks. Let your neighbor come home, get out of his car, waive happily at you as he goes into his home, then you know something? FORGET about him or her. Let it go. Why do we try to intellectualize sex anyway? It resides in an exulted position in the visceral pantheon because it is the great unfigurable. We don’t know much about it but we do know that the orgasm never disappoints. You’ve never come and though, “oh, sh*t, what was that?” It is always there for you. You know that incredible feeling when you’re in the midst of one of those Santino Corleone door banging froths, one of those Arthur C Clark memorial fu*ks, where you look down at the bottom of the bed and see that big monolith and you don’t have any idea what it means but you know something really, really important is about to happen. And the guy’s got that Eddie Vedder headshake thing going, and the woman’s muttering under her breath like Donovan singing “Herty Gerty Man” and you realize at that precise moment you are at the pleasurable epicenter of the milky way galaxy. And then, as so frequently happens in human endeavors, one or the other sexual partners inadvertently hurts the other person by accidentally elbowing them or leaning on their hair. The pain breaks the sexual frame of reference, we begin to decompress and intellectualize again. When you consider sex from that narrow perspective you see that it’s really such an odd, quarky little exercise, isn’t it? And the woman is just about to kiss her own tit and she sees you looking at her with that tilt head look like your dog at his bowl when you change his food on him, she realizes you’re no longer in the throws of it, she tries to smooth her way out but she knows you’ve caught her and she looks at you and says, “If you ever mention it, I’ll kill you in your sleep, you treacherous co*ksucker.” And that is sex. So leave it at that, and don’t even try to figure it out."
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Now you're stretching. He moved close to an elementary school? No. His house is just NEAR an elementary school. That is soooooo not the same thing. Who cares what he does in his own home so long as he's not injuring anyone. There are lots of freaks in the world, and most of them are anything but dangerous. But you're right. Let's hold a public hearing on picnic table abuse. Let's flush more of the citizen's tax dollars down the drain to incarcerate the dangerous picnic table fu*ker before he moves on to beach chairs. We'll get Congress to hold hearings and fund studies! Let it be known that if anyone gets off in a way that you find "odd" they should be locked up forever! We'll make sure people only have sex the way God intended: Man on top, woman on bottom (not speaking or moving of course). That'll teach 'em.
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And dude ... you need to chill. Like, seriously. Deep breaths. To the undiscerning eye this looks like you're just repressed and/or jealous. The question is whether or not you're jealous of the guy or the picnic table. To quote someone far wiser: "Who cares what coupling gives any consenting adults pleasure? All we should care about is people are going home and getting off somehow, with something, some one, anyone because a person who gets off tends not to be a nut who gets off OFFING people." So chill. Or go get your own picnic table.
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By far the funniest thing I've read on this board in MONTHS. Thank you, LA. Thank you for your wonderful work.
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Carlin was actually the third ... http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0935644/
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What? For real?
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Damn. Damn. Damn. One of my all time favorites.
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Nice! We're getting there! This will be so fun if we can get enough people for him to catch wind of it. lol
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About 5 hours into it and we have a whopping 6 signatures! Wooohooo! We'll get there. One day at a time! http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/stephen...rcaptainamerica
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They'll be plenty of demand for this...
CosmicBills replied to \GoBillsInDallas/'s topic in Off the Wall Archives
Or at the very least robot girlfriends who did more than "nuzzle". I heard that enough from real girlfriends in high school. -
HE'S ALIVE! Welcome back, Champ! I had just about written you off.
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Awesome! I even started a facebook group. Yes. I'm THAT committed to this project.
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Hahahaa damn. I sent it out to a bunch of people in the biz who are on tracking boards (assistants, readers, creative execs) etc. Hoping that a lot of people will sign and then we'll send it to one of the writer's assistants on the show (if they don't hear about it first).
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Try now. I thought it was a spam filter. I turned it off.