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It would be nice if this becomes true ... here's to hoping!!!

This is actually the type of game that the Bills win ...

Well played. And oh so true. Hilarious.

Proves once again: The Preseason means nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Edit: Unless you're one of the scrappers trying to make a roster. Then it means everything.

The game was over when they took the safety anyway. Taking the safety, hoping to either 1. Get the onsides "free kick" or 2. Stop the Dolphins AND march down for a TD is playing NOT TO LOSE. Exactly what Jauron did game in and game out. The decision was horrible. The right call was to go for it on 4th and 10. If you miss, Dolphins get the ball and the game is over any way. But if you make it, you still have hope. Hell, you could have even called a play on 4th down and told Trent, if no one is open, take a safety and you have the same result. But at least you TRY to win the game.

You guys are awesome! Thanks for the help. I wound up getting a can of tuna and replacing the label with a a photoshopped collage of most of these pics from here and left it on her desk. If the Bills don't win, I'm in a lot of trouble come Monday.

Ha! That's great ... but isn't that kind of pro-Dolphins? I mean, the Dolphin is clearly winning there.

You know me and computers ... all thumbs.

Good start! Keep 'em coming. Thanks!

One of the producers here at work is a huge Dolphins fan. She is also in charge of running the show's football pool. So when I dropped off my dues this morning, I left her a print out of this with "Go Bills" written under it. She responded by papering my desk in pictures of Ronnie Brown jumping over McGee. Who has some links to great anti-dolphins pics for my retaliation. I did a Google image search but I figured peeps here would have a better selection.

Two birds, one joke. Love it.

I don't think his stock is down ... it's just he's a very average to above average LB in the league. He's not a bad player, he's a nice player. But he's by no means great or even an all-pro caliber talent. Not yet at least. Maybe he'll get there. He works hard enough.

... I'm trying to make that sound way dirtier in my head than it really is. That's probably a sign I need some help. Or maybe just some

You're my hero.

Wow, this thread got hijacked fast ...

In just seven days, the 2010 Buffalo Bills will take the field and try to squish the most foul smelling of fish. With a new season finally upon us, it's time to put an end to all the off-season hysteria and over-analysis. Since the final few weeks of the 2009 season I've been pretty vocal and extremely pessimistic about how far off course this team had strayed. Now that the final roster is set for the 2010 season I think it's time for me to shut the hell up and instead get fired up. Yes, it's true that I think that Nix was an uninspired and incestuous hire. Yes it's true that I (still) think the Spiller pick was the wrong move for this team no matter how good he becomes. Yes it's true that this team has so little talent on its roster that 5 undrafted free agents made the final 53 man squad. Yes it's true that this team has horrible depth in the offensive trenches, absolutely zero talent at the RT position and only potential talent at the LT spot. Yes it's true that this WR corps is not only the least experienced unit in the NFL but it also lacks any semblance of a legit number 2 receiver. Yes it's true that Trent Edwards has yet to stay healthy enough to make 16 starts and is unlikely to do so this year because he's more injury prone than a blind man in stampede. Yes it's true that the defense so far has been awful thanks to a total lack of proper 3-4 personnel along the front 7 and without question the worst LB crops in the NFL. But you know what? Who cares?! The Bills are 0-0. It's a brand new season, and I'm a fan. The Bills are the only NFL team I've ever rooted for in my life and always will be. Hell, I live in California now but STILL have my season tickets to the Ralph. At the end of the day I'm a fan. And like all fans I want to see my team kick ass on Sunday. Despite all my critiques of this team over the past 9 months, the one thing I've never questioned is the heart of its players. Even the players I've dogged recently have huge hearts and have showed it week in and week out. This team has been punching above its weightclass for a decade now and remaining competitive -- there's no reason to expect that to change this year. And you know what that means? It means they have a shot. That's what makes sports great. That's what makes football great. "Any given Sunday". So I'm putting all those critiques in a little box and padlocking it. Until this team, this pure and clean 2010 Buffalo Bills team is mathematically eliminated from the playoffs, the homer glasses are going on. So let's get ready to squish some fish! GO BILLS!

Fine? You realize that outside of Lee Evans, the rest of the Bills WR corps has a whopping total of 136 receptions in the NFL. 100 of those are Roscoe's. There isn't a player on the roster with more than 16 games in the NFL besides Lee and Parrish. That's not "fine". That's green. Really green. Without question the least experienced WR corps in the entire NFL. In other words ... a disaster waiting to happen. Don't for a second kid yourself into believing the WR corps is fine. It isn't.

The issue with Trent isn't ability or physical tools. He can make all the throws, he's intelligent enough to win in this league as he's proven. The problem has been the dude is made of glass. You can't be a franchise QB when you're not on the field for 16 games. That's the question that he still has yet to answer. Can he stay healthy. We'll find out ...

Damn! Really? That's what I get for not searching too hard. I didn't see it on the front page so I assumed it was in the clear.

Pretty hilarious

Actually, that's not true. There were plenty of people that posted during that 5-1 start that they were winning despite DJ, not because of him.

Disappointing, but not unexpected. The season was too divisive and the competition too stiff for LOST to have stood much of a chance.

Thanks!

Good post. I have to wait till Monday to see the game, but from the highlights I've seen and stories I've read, the defense is the biggest concern going into the regular season. That and RT. Which is surprising.