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Hamler is the only one on this roster that is actually capable of speed down the sidelines that keep defenses honest. We just saw that with a Hamler 60 yard play in mini camp. Hollins offers nothing different from MVS or Claypool.

There is no reason to extend him right now. Make him earn it. If he wins a Super Bowl, we can begin talking about backing up the brinks truck. Until that happens, no new contract.

He has done nothing special in the league. At least Hamler can stretch the field, which plays into Allen’s strengths.

This team has to find a way to keep Hamler on the main roster. Even if that means leaving off Hollins. I would keep Claypool and Hamler because they offer something this team needs.

Keon Coleman is so slow, that even Aaron Maybin could get a coverage sack.

Keon Coleman is so slow, that the only go route he knows is escargot.

Keon Coleman is so slow, geologists no longer refer to long periods of time as eons. Instead they are called Keons.

Coleman so slow, he’s a camper.

Welcome to the hotel of @teef , such a lovely place.

So 4.6? April 6th he finished?

Anyone who thinks internet explorer is slow, has clearly never used the Keon Coleman browser.

Keon Coleman is so slow, the NFL has agreed to make a change by renaming all delay of game penalties. “Prior to the snap, Keon Coleman, offense, 5 yard penalty replay X down”

We need some AI art in this thread. You should create one.

I might be one of the biggest Coleman homers on this board. I’ve wanted to draft him for a long time now and so glad we got the chance to do so. It’s well known that Coleman gets knocked for his slow 40 time, and it’s been discussed non stop since being drafted. I figured I’d start this thread to poke a little fun at the nay sayers. Post your best jokes here to help make the offseason a little less unbearable. I will start. Keon Coleman is so slow, when he runs his routes, if you listen close enough you can hear the dial up connection noise. Keon Coleman is so slow, scientists have started using his name as a unit of measurement for slow things. “ The sloth moves at approximately 2 Colemans”

This has been beaten so badly, that even the dead horse is faster than Coleman.

Imagine if a ship had 8 captains.

McD has Allen, so what’s his excuse? It’s hard to win in the NFL?

Aaron Maybin’s art collection

Cesspool if he’s bad Chase BILLiards Claypool if he’s good

Hopefully a late season snowstorm and everyone at the draft throws snowballs onto the stage whenever they announce the picks.

That would explain why #14 was MIA last year, Steve Diggs didn’t play well.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2359062-stuffed-dead-birds-made-into-drones-could-spy-on-animals-or-humans/ This has been going on for a little while now.

Obviously the joke conspiracy as a whole isn’t true. But with most information, there is a kernel of truth in this. While obviously all birds aren’t drones, there is indeed fake bird drones that have been used for reconnaissance missions.