Chewmylegoff

Isn’t the entire point of pro-sports to laugh in the faces of other teams’ fans when you’re winning and they’re losing? Ok not the entire point as there is also the eating and the drinking.

I went to the first game in London in 2007, Dolphins v Giants - it was absolutely AWFUL.

The way he went on and on and on about how Spagger McSpagface loves to blitz on 3rd and long… change the sodding record. It was like being trapped in conversation with an old lady who just repeats the same sentence over and over with the words in a slightly different order each time.

yeah kelce sold it well - but the refs really should have been able to identify that the ball was uncatchable.

wasn’t it the PI when Kelce flopped over with the ball sailing into the stratosphere above him when he said that?

Oh yeah!

hmmmm

Get ready for a bullish!t holding call on one of our OL to kill this drive.

Awwww Paddy gonna cry.

me too - in Brisbane got to pick the kids up from school in an hour though.

yeah - just a shame the refs waited until the next game to start decorating the field with yellow flags.

The calls are so bizarre I have no idea what is happening.

It’s times like these I wish I was Ryan Ramczyk.

I have learned in this thread that gay men can’t hold down jobs as they spend all their time hanging around in communal showers in gyms lusting after straight men.

Gay men have been using the same gym changing rooms and showers as straight men since…well forever, and it doesn’t seem to have resulted in a problem. I’m not sure why an NFL locker room environment would be any different…

Maybe, like the other 52 players, he just wants a wash?

There’s our 1T DT. Git-r-done beane.

Yao Ming.

Can’t wait to see the impact you have on Ed Oliver’s game.

It quite clearly had less heat on it than a pass from Josh Allen.

$2.5m is an amazing deal. Kind of surprised he didn’t sign somewhere else with more of a chance of starting if he was prepared to sign for that little.

That would be great. All I can think about though is Case Keenum being paid $6m a year by the Browns...

Whether I like this or not depends on how much we are paying.

If we pay Tak McKinley $10m a year I will lose my mind.

Correct. But only as there are 15 in rugby rather than 11. A significant part of the game is kicking the ball downfield and chasing, not too dissimilar to a punt in NFL, and attempting to nail the receiving player 0.0000001 seconds after they catch the ball - no fair catch rule unless you’re in your own 22 (roughly the same as the “red zone”) but you can’t hit the player whilst they are in the air if they jump to execute the catch. That’s not the only situation in which you can get tackled by another player coming at you at full speed but it is the most likely. At professional level rugby is a pretty brutal game - and they have similar concussion issues to NFL. That said in rugby you are required to wrap both arms around the opposing player in the act of tackling (not doing so concedes a penalty at the minimum and these days either a yellow card (sent off for 10 mins - leaving your team down to 14, no replacements like a disqualification in nfl) or even a red (sent off permanently) - especially if you make contact above the chest - which does mean you can’t (legally) go full lunatic spear tackle / shoulder charge so the hits in NFL can be more extreme.