TheCockSportif

I'm going on a diet after the SB. Else I'm gonna need those pills.

Depends...

That was some *****. I'm going to wake up tomorrow and be 60. And I'm only pushing 50 now.

Not sure I want to rely 100% on the D today.

Maybe I'm off base here, but if the Bills are moving the ball (if only slightly) and running the clock, I don't see a problem with maximizing this effort so long as it ends up with points and keeps the Colts off the field.

I don't care if he runs, but only if it's with purpose, and of course if it works.

NO GOOD?! Eff yeah!

True words, bro. Major League never gets old!

So here's what really chafes me. For weeks and weeks now, this team has in large part avoided the stupid, and has gone with what worked. So, passing seems to be working at this point in the game. Why in the actual ***** would you want to change it?!

Yeah, good correction. I was about to make a "Lethal Weapon" reference!

There are seatbelts on folding tables?! 😉

I hope that you don't miss the second half!

If he spends his time screaming then he isn't spending his time adjusting. Maybe he should take over calling plays on D. Regardless, there's been an execution problem, and he's got to get it under control.

You do you, but I think I need something suddenly to mitigate an irregular heartbeat.

It may have been rhetorical, but you asked. 🙂

The Bills are not getting first downs.

Deliver the Heimlich at halftime, cough up the furballs, McD get your head in the game, and let's freaking go. That's all I got.

Correct, as some teams are still capable of running. 😞

Well, yeah, but I could not decouple myself from that moment of snark.

Their mistake was not picking up a hard count specialist, and considering that EJ Manuel is available ("retired" but what does that mean?), it's a travesty that they didn't pick him up. </sarcasm>

Hopefully it's just a ***** break to take the edge off.

I FEEL LIKE FLOSSING!

Rex Ryan was like having norovirus where you purge your guts out, and it sucks, but in the end you're glad that it's finally gone. Getting that gross analogy out of the way, I admit that I was relieved for a change, but basically indifferent as to the hire itself (Bills have had a lot of terrible coaches over the years plus Whaley and Brandon were still in the building at the time). I'm glad that the team started cutting dead weight early, and it was apparent from early on that the guy could coach. I didn't know he'd be this good, but not knowing this (and having the team be in a great position now) are good problems to have.

Tua doesn't seem like "arm talent" to me, which usually turns out to be a problem in the long run. But hey, have been through this many times in the division before, and frankly the only team who could maybe rebuild in the short term and be a threat is... NE. It pains me to say that.

Rich "Risen" reference: Raul Mondesi!