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Perhaps, but my favorite, nonetheless. I don't think any other thread has literally made me spit my drink over the keyboard while reading because I was laughing so hard.

Anyone know how to get a tennis ball out of a toilet?

And to think, I was going to donate money to your cause.

Cat on cat crime is the solution to the problem.

I only have to pretend a little - my mom's maiden name is Cameron, so a lot of Scottish/Irish heritage over there. My dad, however, came to the US from Italy about 50 years ago, so I tend to be very Italian the other 364 days of the year.

Wow...the PC deptment's alarms are going off. If you're going to single out HP and Dell, you might as well mention every other major US corporation - just do a search for IT outsourcing on google - you'll see a ton of firms that specialize in this.

My day consists of skipping out of work at 2, in order to watch the UC-Iowa game, then straight to the Irish pub up the street. Tomorrow is my day off...

my best friend, who is a diehard ND fan, won the Heisman with Tuck in NCAA 2005...had a ridiculous number of sacks.

I began my St. Patrick's day celebration earlier this evening, and hope to carry it through for the next 36 hours or so. Who else is pretending to be Irish?

I hear the toilet flushing....its coming from downtown.

I watched the new episode for the first time last night... I've got to say, Jane had me laughing the entire episode. I do agree that Trixie was aiming at the Gem, not at Bullock. Everyone was anticipating a shitstorm, so she was there ready to light someone up. I doubt she would've really cared who she shot, as long as it was to protect Star...seems like those two hit it off pretty well.

Props to you, Steve. I'm still waiting to see if I'll be transferring up there later this year.

I've been drinking Maker's Mark and sprite lately... I'm sure you could replace the Maker's with any other decent bourbon. Its a pretty good drink, and you don't have to feel like a fag carrying around a pink or blue drink.

Tennessee backup QB - Jim Bob Cooter http://utsports.collegesports.com/sports/m...r_jimbob00.html

done, and spent

Somehow, I've never had true "Buffalo wings"...when I go to Buffalo, my first priority always tends to be beer, which makes me forget about the wings altogether

Mine is "Don't Fear the Reaper"...

I'll be the fat kid in the back of the group that doesn't get picked. Then I'll have to go to Billszone with the rest of them.

Anyone want to get drunk and rowdy in Canton for Marino's induction? I'm strongly considering it.

I do what I can.

yeah, !@#$...i'm the sure people in my apartment building are going to look at me funny now

I can think of a great idea for a statue

I will be a first time ticket holder this year. I feel that I am buying into a legacy.

And then put a tennis ball in his toilet