ArtVandalay

At lunch at work one day me and a buddy realigned the NFL by mascot. To the best of my recollection this is it, the Peacekeepers division was the most difficult trying to fit the spare parts in without scattering them to other divisions leaving odd numbers. Originally i think we contracted the Dolphins, Browns, Saints, Jets. WILD WEST Cowboys Bills Chiefs Redskins RODEO Broncos Colts Bears Rams PREDATOR Bengals Jaguars Lions Panthers POULTRY Falcons Ravens Eagles Seahawks INDUSTRIAL Jets Chargers Steelers Titans SEABEARING Raiders Buccaneers Vikings Dolphins FRONTIER 49ers Patriots Texans Packers PEACEKEEPER Saints Cardinals Giants Browns

I once realigned the NFL by mascot with a buddy of mine. If my memory serves me correct we were in the Wild West division with Cowboys, Redskins, Chiefs. I'm going to have to dig this up.

Lmao absolutely NO ONE was calling him an MVP candidate. Good lord that is some excessive level of revisionist history. He was playing well as a breakout game manager but his 232 ypg with 4 TD, 2 INT were no where near MVP status. Good lord my man lol

Those are entirely different holidays. Memorial Day is for military veterans that gave the ultimate sacrifice and died. Veterans Day is to celebrate military veterans that are alive.

Made this...

The open side of the > is supposed to indicate greater than.

Make no mistake, Kevin Harlan is the A team. Dude is the best out there. The modern day Marv Alberts. https://youtu.be/Wopy6Ntd834

So you are comparing the stats of the first 4 games of a rookie's career on a garbage offense vs those of a 4th year vet mid prime on the highest powered offense in football, he's still ahead, and that proves a point? Look at their talentc and athletic profile. Singletary can't hold a candle to Hall. Singletary is one of the least athletic starting RBs in the entire league... Hall is a physical specimen.

Wow that finger injury must be worse than we thought. Either that or between both the back and fingers need to rest him up.

Punt average is meaningless because in an offense like the Bills you don't have many opportunities to punt long like you would for a terrible offense like the Texans or Patriots. You nailed it with not allowing returns and pinning opponents. Nevermind the end over end muffs.

Couple factors as to why this is clearly not a hold. First off, Baltimore is home team and Lamar is throwing. Secondly, the spread was 3.5 points and Baltimore needs to cover.

Nothing against you, could care less if the NSFW is on there, i assume any rant or would be. But NSFW is not just for work, it's a general content warning... it's a courtesy to people who have kids around, or in a public area like a waiting room. I just was poking fun of the guy that claims swearing and saying people suck dick is acceptable professional behavior.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the performance of Sam Martin. Guy took an ugly situation and has turned it into a significant upgrade. Not only his performance in punting teams inside the 20 but also the enthusiasm he brings is great to see. Every time I hear a commentator mention his end over end punt style I take a drink. Excellent addition and lucky timing with the cut. Being a Chamionship contender allows you to be on the top of the list for veterans like this.

Hey Cleetus, what crap ass job do you have where you can walk around dropping F bombs and saying people suck dick? You can't even write it on the forum without getting censored.

With what we paid him double digit sacks is his minimum expectation. He'll have 15+ and depending how the year goes he could challenge the record with a couple big games.

Literally any professional environment. Not offensive but inappropriate.

No where am i remotely eluding to him being a bust. Only said in his limited opps he has had mental errors and that hopefully he comes around soon because we need his dynamic ability. He's a rookie, it's been 4 games. My target for him has consistently been post-bye.

We spent 2 3rds and a 2nd on RBs the last 4 years... at least Cook is an explosive athlete but another mental error again today. Not good. He's had limited opportunities but he routinely has a brain fart in those. We desperately need his athleticism in this backfield. What kills me is watching Dameon Pierce look incredible since this offseason. Hoping he comes around soon ee need his dynamic ability.

Not saying Davis challenge would have won but this is a completely different circumstance. Can't compare a ball getting punched out after the catch to a guy diving and losing the ball hitting the ground. Hilarious how they stopped the video and didn't show the play through. It wasn't even a question that this wasn't a catch. He barely had the ball for a split second.

Lol what? When have we ever stopped Kelce? Dude shreds us every game. He's scored each of the last 4 games vs us (6 TDs) and hefty amounts of yardage .

Looks like Super Mario if he were an alcoholic.

He's injured every year, it's no secret. My main concern signing him to an extension was healthy. We need him available because he's so important to us, especially a LB with his mobility and coverage ability in this day and age.

He's been an absolute monster. He's been our best defensive player. Just please stay healthy this year.

We put the game on the line on a 3rd and 2 QB sneak. We don't get the 1st on that sneak the Ravens get the ball back with more than a minute only needing a FG to tie with the best kicker in the NFL. Bills have a high powered offense and supposedly good defense with defensive coaches but playing these stupid ticky tack cutesy games at the end of the game. This is something sub-500 teams do to scratch out a win, not a Super Bowl contending power house. This small minded football isn't the brand of a powerhouse team that we are. We took a massive risk today that was entirely unnecessary. Put the ball in the end zone and trust your defense vs a team that didn't score a TD since the 1st. Even in a game we won we illustrated qualities that are why we have the record we do in 1 score games. Take the W, huge playoff level win today vs a top seed contender. But my god i fear this coaching staff will never learn.

His presence today was immense. We need him. Losing both him and Hyde and no capable backups is a major issue. You can hide one backup safety, but not both.