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Deep thoughts, by Jack Handey "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man" “I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.” "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.”

C'mon Mike, tell us what you really think!

If he lived next door to me I'd be like........

Guy must have giggled at the replay of the Patriots last play.

Two people that stop at the same spot in the aisle. One staring at one shelf the other staring at the opposite shelf.

Thank you for clarifying.

Injuries happen.........I'm ok if they happen to the other teams.

Defensive game plan for the Bears..... If you see a Bears player running with the football, don't just pat him on the shoulders, arms and back, Grab him and pull him to the ground! Thank you.

I like it.... Josh "Ice Balls" Allen. Has a mafia ring to it.

So, if I understand this thread correctly, the Bills won 32-0. Because I'm only supposed to remember, and talk about the good stuff? Ok. I'll try.

That really makes me wish I was in a sports bar in Massachusetts Sunday. Oh, the joy I would experience with every tear and swear word.

Yes, great game last night. Getting some stellar goaltending lately. And the offense is lights out. I remember a time many years ago when it was a treat to get 3 goals. 1-2 was the norm.

A 15-minute tailgate? Who does that?

Red on red they say Blue on Blue or Blue on White? I don't know, discuss

Absolutely. It is a Saturday night game after all.

Pittsburgh has a team. Something's fishy here.

Make one limerick And two haikus for your sin Go in peace my child

The culture references are fine, but the mods better shut this thread down quick if there's any hint of an Oedipus reference.

Is there a such thing as a "Stepford Fan?"

McDaniel on Saturday...."It's really cold here! And where the heck did all this dang snow come from?"

Que Marcus Mariota

I banish you to the Pointless Forest!

This thread has made me terrified to be a Bills fan!