Thought I'd resurrect this. Those of you who may have been part of the original Buffalo Bills Message Board, may remember this.
Twas the night before football, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The fresh beer was chilling, in the cooler with care,
In the hopes that Bills football soon would be there.
The players were all nestled, by curfew in bed,
while visions of superbowls, danced in their heads.
Some mama in her G-string, and I in my thong,
Drank too much tequilla, 'till the night was long gone.
When out in the den, there arose such a clatter.
I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter.
Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped,
grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped.
The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn,
Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
A lightning quick team, and fake fans drinking beer.
With a young, feisty coach, who's got this team tight,
They're built for a run, with unparalleled might.
More rapid than jets, His warriors they came,
He whistled, clapped, and shouted their names...
Now Josh, Now Devin, Now John and Stefon
On Edmunds, On Oliver, On White and Milano.
to the top of your game, to the top of the league.
Lets get this run started, it starts with the Jets!!