Fleezoid

We're winning the off-season again!!

Slim pickings since we mostly sucked for nearly 2 decades.

Ed Oliver and Spencer Brown. Plus, every player that signed a one-year deal, which is about half the team.

It looks like it's come to this....

Commercialized is a problem, but there's a bigger issue IMO. The fact that it's steamrolling Thanksgiving, and even Halloween to a small degree, in to a 3-month holiday is the most recent problem. I'd like to propose a referendum to limit all Christmas related activities to 12 days. Just like the carol. While I'm at it, if I see that Hershey Kiss, "Wish you a Merry Christmas "commercial one more time, I'm going postal on my TV. At least be creative with new advertising. They just mail it in every year. Bah Humbug!!

Wow. That guy wasn't trying to kill himself. He's just a whiny little twerp. "Pointer said he had tried to kill himself recently with rat poison and with a gun, sources said." If you're really trying to kill yourself, you don't fail with either of those. Maybe the rat poison, but a gun? C'mon......boom, your dead!

Becoming??

How did you know I was old? Your wizardry is scaring me.

Anyone have a countdown clock so I can slit my wrists?

Well, another milestone reached. Now 2 and 1/2 months of .....

What kind of schedule leak is this??

I bargain like Lisa Douglas. I make an offer. If they come down a bit, I go lower.

And if Love can't get his poop together, there might be some mighty regrets.

Game's gonna be here before you know it. I better start my pregame drinking now!

The Bills are moving to Toronto?

I'm confused. What year is it?

That one reads like one of those pre Super Bowl feel-good stories they do every year.

Is this the official pre-game thread? Might be a bit early to be discussing game strategies and matchups. When the game is played, we'll all be like:

I hate these overseas games. But, since we're stuck with one, I personally like the fact it's relatively early in the season when the team is still fresh. As the season wears on, any extra travel has to be a nuisance.

(Note to self - 'on Oct 8, start drinking early')

Is it too soon to resume giving him a nickname?

The "NoSleeveStripes" guy...