Fleezoid

The "NoSleeveStripes" guy...

OMG! Pazuzu has possessed the Bills!

If he isn't, he's doing it wrong....

I think it's a bit outdated. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You do you, Josh....

https://www.cbssports.com/nhl/news/nhl-playoffs-panthers-restrict-ticket-sales-for-home-games-vs-maple-leafs-to-u-s-residents-only/ Panthers restricting ticket sale to U.S. residents. I always find it a bit off-putting when playoff teams try to limit visiting fans. It's sort of moot as well since there's so many secondary ticket sale options.

I don't think we have the right personnel for stunts.

Why not? Almost worked for Kramer.

Ok. Time for drastic measures.

Goodell is a toad. I don't particularly like the direction the league is going. A lot of his decision has little to do with honesty and integrity and more to do with sweeping crap under the carpet and saving face. His obsession with growing the league may do more damage than good. The growth in the European markets is about expansion and money in spite of competitive equity. I think it was Pat Kirwan a couple decades ago that wrote about the importance of "winning at home" with respect to making the playoffs. He had some glaring stats to back it up. And Goodell takes away a home game from a handful of teams every year. The gallant history from decades ago has faded. I couldn't imagine watching highlights from today's game narrated by the late John Facenda of NFL films from the 60s and 70s. Just wouldn't fit. Call me old, but that's how I feel.

During this ridiculous Sabres playoff drought, the one main thing that keeps my attention is watching the Bruins and Stars getting bounced. One down, one to go.

What's right with Goodell? He's a poster child for "deadpan."

Anyone see the Dolphin fan look disappointed at the pick and then started cheering when he realized the camera was on him?

Everyone's just jealous he's letting the fans decide.

Go get my helmet "rookie"

The Good: The draft is almost over. The Bad: Mahomes and Kelce walking out with the Lombardi. I immediately switched the channel, threw up and then downed a quart of bourbon. The Ugly: The Panthers war room after the pick. They all stood up and hugged like some star phenom unexpectedly landed in their laps. They could have been sitting in a bar while some 16 year old kid sent in the pick that has been known for weeks.

And this one: “I wish the first word I ever said was the word quote, so right before I die I could say unquote.” — Steven Wright

I imagine drinking a quart of Gin before the test might hurt your score a bit. Unless of course your Johnny Fever.....

I'm looking forward to the fact that after this weekend we'll transition to the next phase of madness and the word "mock" will revert to a disparaging comment.