Fleezoid

I realize football is well underway. But this is about the Bills, not every other dork in the league... Twas the night before football, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The craft beer was chilling, in the cooler with care, In the hopes that Bills football soon would be there. The players were all nestled, by curfew in bed, while visions of Super Bowls, danced in their heads. Some mama in her G-string, and I in my thong, Drank too much tequila, 'till the night was long gone. When out in the den, there arose such a clatter. I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter. Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped, grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped. The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn, Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, A crazy good team, against New Jersey, I hear….(where?). With a two hatted coach, who’s been loved from the start (mostly), He better deliver, .....crap, I gotta fart. More seasoned than Jets, his warriors they came, He whistled, clapped, and shouted their names... Now Dawson, now Dalton, Now Josh and Stefon, On Matt, on Micah, on Jordan and Von. To the top of your game, to the top of the league, Now dash away, yada yada yada. Enough! Let’s go men. Get it done!! GO BILLS!!!!

Agreed. I'm tempering expectations. College to NFL is a big jump. Corners/Safetys in the NFL are better. I'm hopeful, but those highlights in college may take awhile to translate to the NFL.

I'm older, but don't recall seing any orginal Twilight episodes. All of them are incredible. The stories are awesome. No special affects, no actions cams......just good writing. Real things that go strangely weird, really weird in some cases. I wonder if Stephen King got his motivation from Mr. Serling. Some of King's stuff was seemingly nornal stuff that went sideways. Just a thought.

You beat me to it.....

Many years ago I was camping with some friends. We were sitting around the camp fire. I was sitting on a picnic table bench leaning against the table. I could see a racoon creeping in from the dark of the night. I paid him no attention to see how far he would come. Next I heard a sharp crinkle sound and turned to see him scurrying back into the woods. The little effer stole a bag of chips that was sitting on the bench.

Call the presses, Hopkins wanted more money.

I really do not like Ref John Hussey. I've seen multiple times last year when he let emotions take over. As a ref, you can't do that. He wasn't bad last night, other than his crew being whistle-less.

If I can narrow it to just the Jets game, I want to see an Aaron Rodgers Butt Fumble.

I thought it was this guy.....

One rule I didn't see addressed in this article (I didn't read it thoroughly as I've seen these before) is the "Instant Replay Reversal" rule. "New for 2023, when an instant replay decision results in a reversal under 2:00, the play clock will be reset to :40 instead of :25; unless another rule requires otherwise, such as when there is also a :10 runoff, in which case the play clock will be reset to :30. Additionally, inside 2:00, reversing from a ruling with a stopped clock to one with a running clock requires either a :10 second runoff or a charged team timeout." That last part is interesting. I don't know a scenario where it would happen that a team trying to score gets reversal in their favor that requires a 10 second runoff and could potentially make it worse. Like if they only have, say 15 seconds and no timeouts, they'd go from having maybe 3 shots to score, down to 1.

This could eventually turn out bad.

The Lions can definitely put up some points. At least last year they did. Problem is, they could put up 40 and lose by 7. Even if their D is better, they'll still need some breaks and a turnover or 2.

I think it's a scam. That's a terribly long time to be on a boat. Once you get on..........

For me it's simply that he looks like someone that's forbidden from going to within 100 yards of any school.

If Diggs and Sauce are both mic'd up like the preview says, should be some spicey audio. I probably won't watch any National pre-game stuff as my gag reflex is already in overdrive from all the Rodgers crap.

Referring to the football as "the rock" has gotten so old and cliche to me.

It's a shame he didn't go to the hospital the night of the party. They may have been able to prevent, or at least diminish the severity of the stroke effects. Hope his therapy and rehab go well.

When it comes to football teams in Cali, it's a shell game. Kinda like wife swapping. All but San Fran, of course.

Agreed. When things start going badly, they don't get corrected easily, or at all. It seems like when things start sliding, they just keep on sliding and all of the players and coaches look lost.

"I completely agree with you, however......" You can't agree with me and change it. And not necessarily a phrase, but when a flight attendant gets on the intercom and says, "......we have a very full flight today..." So it's not just full, it's very full. OMG, is there somebody sitting on someone's lap? Is everyone over 200 lbs?

I think that was more than just a fart. I think there was a little moisture in there. They were all a little messy in the shorts after that one.

Wow. If they have trouble streaming just 3 preseason games, how the heck are they gonna handle 1pm regular season games? Or am I missing something here?

I love [Vague Title] threads because you never know what you're gonna get. This one's disappointing because I already clicked on it.