Fleezoid

I decided, when I retire, which is not too far off, I'm going to give my work 10-minute notice. I believe that is bad, and, well....so!

Thank God they apologized! I guess we're good.

Jets Mark Gastineau. That ridiculous celebration dance.

Looks like we have to resurrect the Bills mantra from the drought years......'there's always next year'!

This should be the new helmet. The actual horns would really give it that extra pizzaz.

I like it because I don't pay for any cable or any streaming services and I can get the NFL Network on Sunday mornings. Aside from Michael Irvin's Dallas rants, I prefer NFL Gameday over ESPN's Sunday Countdown.

Put these 2 together and I think you're on to something.

The study in the first link is a little old. Which made me think the technology has solved this. But then I found the article in the 2nd link. https://www.researchgate.net/publication/261043966_Can_facial_cosmetics_affect_the_matching_accuracy_of_face_recognition_systems This one observation stood out to me "The impact due to the application of eye makeup is indicated to be the most pronounced. Individuals at- tempting to obfuscate (i.e., camouflage) their identity from a face recognition system may be able to do so by incorporating non-permanent cosmetic alterations to their ocular region. Since makeup is a socially ac- ceptable cosmetic modification in most societies, these results indicate the possibility of compromising the se- curity of a face or periocular biometric system" https://www.vice.com/en/article/k78v9m/researchers-defeated-advanced-facial-recognition-tech-using-makeup There needs to be more face painting stands advertised accordingly.

So they can create an AI for televised games in Jacksonville.

Chris Farley is #1 on my list. I can pick from about a half dozen to fill in my other 3. Frank Caliendo did a good Chris Farley impersonation. I saw an interview where he said he had to do the Farley bit at the end of his routine because if he did it earlier, he'd be almost too exhausted to finish.

What does Marc have to do with a championship?

Happy B-day Marv!

When you're with friends, and you've had a couple drinks, when you reach for that cigar, have one of your friends do this....

Pretty mundane in my opinion. All the blocking was basically man-on-man. It seems to me the old kick-offs gave the return team more room to work one side of the field or the other, essentially scheming to make some of the coverage guys irrelevant. Small sample size so I'll wait and see.

The Dolphins used that looping backward motion a lot, which I think made it harder to catch the forward movement prior to the snap. If they call it correctly, aside from screen passes, any backward motion puts you in a slight disadvantage.

I've always loved the bigger, taller receivers. I've been wanting something like this for a long time. Something I thought of yesterday is, I believe it'll be a bit of a relief for Allen. He won't have to always thread perfect passes into tight windows like was necessary with smaller receivers. He'll have options to just chuck it to guys and let them go up and win the 1 on 1s. I wouldn't be surprised if Allen pushed for this making it a point of emphasis in the offseason.

Yup! I read an article a few years ago that some entities in Florida were trying to get Red Light cameras removed. They said there was no clear evidence that they helped curb collisions from Red Light runners; which was the reason they were initially installed. But I have a solution; it's a Squid Game solution. If someone runs a red light, light the car up with machine gun fire.

It's an old movie, but in case you haven't seen it.....Spoiler alert!

The guy's not doing enough. After repainting the letters/numbers he should use the paint pen to write "FIFY" on the car itself.

That works. As long as it's not a 1971 Ford Pinto with an 8-track of "Light my Fire" by the Doors.

Don't they have, like a $59 car?

Bingo! We've all seen and heard his press conferences. And while he's obviously not going to divulge information in the pressers, his delivery is soggy. A pet rock has more personality. I'll pass.