Dick_Cheney

Dolphins getting steamrolled. You love to see it.

Bass kicking for the Seahawks apparently.

That’s the second longest kick ever.

Maybe one day we’ll have a player like Metcalf.

Was really hoping the Bears maybe had a shot. Joke is on me for sure.

Time of possession is crazy.

lol oh my god

Maybe. Too early to tell. I’m pretty sure we’d have put up 35 points on the Pats by now.

They have 81 total yards.

Pats are even worse than I anticipated. Good god.

Looks like they signed the woman beating Hunt. They’re desperate. Hopefully they underperform going forward.

What a choke job. Anti clutch in every way possible for Cinci.

No way he misses.

What a missed opportunity to put this away. Bengals are cooked.

Calling a kicker “fearless” is so funny.

lol at that penalty what a joke

Unreal.

What the hell.

Incredible pick.

God we should've signed him.

Wish they would.

Tua is done for at least 8 weeks, and very quite possibly for his career. It's between us and the Jets, but I agree with you that it's too early to write them off. Hopefully their Week 1 is a sign of further things to come and we can pull ahead in the division as early as possible. The rest of (or at least most) of our division falling apart and being truly bottom of the barrel in the league could go a really, really long way to getting the top seed.

That was not a good kick.

Yay Miller

I just don't know how you can keep playing this guy. It's unethical at this point. Dude is done.