Kevbeau

"Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until someone passes out. Then bring one every ten."

Do I understand correctly that Bennett, Henry, Jones and Taylor are ALL on the wiaver wire??? George might do all right vs. the Packs Swiss D and Taylor will get carries simply because of Bollers enormous sucktitude. Another option...and it pains me to say this.... but Sammy Morris is probably available. If Henry plays, I see him giving up more carries to Mcgahee against Baltimore's D...not a good option. Who knows what Tice will do in Minny. Bennett can take it to the house on any play, but Moore is the shiftier back and a better reciever. Not to mention Bennett will probably pull his mangina on the first play back. Avoid Detroit like the plague. I think the honeymoon is over for them. Their only true weapon is gimped up right now, plus Jones and Pinner couldn't manage 40yds combined against GB last week, and the Packers have one of the worst run D's in the league. - Kevbeau

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I've seen this site before... Mexican Basketball Association Juan on Juan Tournament The logo of the guy doing a layup in a sombrero kills me.

I'll bite...was it Brewster's Millions?

Baseketball....horrid??? Say it ain't so. I though it was hilarious. I also recommend Orgazmo. Plot line: Mormon missionary Joe Young becomes a reluctant porno star "Joe Hung" in order to pay for his wedding to his childhood sweetheart....and later takes on the real life persona of his screen alter ego...a superhero named Orgazmo. I want to know where these guys come up with htis stuff....Brilliant!!!

Old joke...but still good Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya." "Of course you can come in. You're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery." "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry." Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?" "It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned." Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?" "Well, no Brenda, no." "No?" "Fact is, he got out three times to pee."

One day a mother was cleaning her son's room, and in the closet she found a S & M magazine. Unsure of how to confront her son, she hid the magazine until his father got home. She showed her husband what she had found while she was cleaning. He looked at the S & M magazine and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, "Well, what should we do about this?" He looked back at her hesitantly and said, "Well, I don't think you should spank him."

Sorry, couldn't resist the obligitory French joke. A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?" In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic. And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.

As someone who hasn't made up his voting mind yet, I can definitley say Kerry did nothing last night that would move me towards his corner. Nor did GW do anything to move away from him. I want to believe that there's a better candidate out there, but I refuse to vote for someone because they're not somebody, which I imagine make up a good number of Kerry supporters. Few observations: Neither of these guys should be using their military experience as a platform and Kerry uses his a safety net. GW just doesn't mention his Guard expereince, as well he shouldn't. I grew up in a military family and when a multiple tour Vietnam vets (other than the swift boat thing) tell me something's not right with Kerry's record, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. True, GW was entertaining with the facial expressions. My girlfriend (who would vote for Charles Manson if he was running against Bush) was commenting that only a dolt would act so childish. I have to say I had a different impression. GW honestly either hates Kerry, or he believes Kerry is incompetent, lying, or both. Having said that, as acting presdient, he needs to realize the camera is always on him, especially considering how the GOP smacked Gore for doing the same thing. I thought that Kerry should have been better prepared to answer rebuttles. This wasn't set out in the "rules," but both candidates used additional time in the new questions to rebuttle the rebuttle (?). Once GW refuted a criticism, Kerry should have been ready to fire back. I think he prepared within the rules and wasn't ready with a second punch if Bush dodged the first. I feel Bush can get away with this by using bluster and emotion. This at least leaves an impression that he's outraged. Closing thoughts... I think the next debate should be a steel cage match. I think Tim Russert is about as balanced a commentator as you'll get. What is that hemorroidal growth on John Edwards upper lip? Tom Brokaw looked like he was ready to bust a nut trying not to laugh when going over some of the sound bytes.

"I thought I'd get Jerry one of those Great Ideas of the World sets. You know, the one where you can get an idea and them look them up alphabetically." "Like Johnny says...you can only drink so much and screw so much." "Hiya, this is Lilly Braden. Ned Braden's wife. Well, actually she's on waivers. "

BWAAHAHAHA...forgot about the "underwater specialist" quote. Brings a tear to my eye.

The best lines taken?? Not quite....(these are from memory, so cut me some slack on accuracy.) McCracken : "Dunlop...you suck @#$%." Reg Dunlop : " All I can get!" Reg Dunlop : "and your son looks like a f@g. Better get a man around here or he'll have a c@#$ in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson!" Moe: "Reg, what you say to him?" Reg: "I told him his wife was a dyke" Moe: "Nooo" Reg: "Yeah!" Moe: "F@#$!" Johnny: "If someone called my wife a dyke, I'd go bananas." Reg: "His wife IS a dyke...fabulous gal." Moe: "I was once down in florida on this Southern Tooourr." Reg: "She underlines the f@#$ scenes for ya?"

The nerve of some people.

I saw that too and had to scratch my head. It's hard enough to get everyone to agree on college rankings, I'm guessing HS is damn near impossible. No real way to effectively measure strength of schedule. I know Frannies got boosted into the the top 25 by beating a ranked team in the Midwest (Ignatius). I guess one could take the components college uses and maybe throw in the number of D-1 prospects on the team. When I was there we were trying to break into section VI (I think???), which didn't want any part of us, so Coach Smith and Tom Pasternak finally decided to pursue "recognized" opponents in other prep/private schools to go along with their Monsignor Martin games. St. Francis has also gone this way with their top level hockey team (ala Nichols) as is St. Joe's I believe.

Those guys mentioned that Dave's still with the Colts. I think he has scouting responsibilities for the Southeast. Haven't seen him since his parents moved out of my old neighborhood. Also, I think the Colts also have a couple other St Francis grads on their staff. One of Bill Polian's sons (not sure which one) and Tom Telesco. Next time I run into Dave B. and Ken I'll tell 'em you said hi.

I saw Ball and Stoddart a few months ago. They live here in Atlanta. Also, I grew up with Caldwell and have know him since 3rd grade.

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I'm going to take the "conspiracy" route and assume the Bills lost the first two games to lull the Pats into sense of complacency. "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

St. Francis is ranked 22nd in the USA Today Super 25 High School Football rankings.....some good news for WNY football and just wanted to throw a little press towards my alma mater. Congrats to Coach Smith and his team.

Yeah, but the Vikes were playing a Bears D that has lost almost half their starters.

I agree with PastaJoe, but have one other point to make. Trading a starting RB for any reciever not named Moss/Owens/Harrison (maybe Holt) favors your trading partner. It's much harder to find good backs than it is is WR's. I would move Martin, while his value is high....IMHO greatest possibility of fading or injury. Ward straight up would still favor the other guy, so you may want to think about having the other guy throw in another player, or package Porter/Price and take a shot at a Top 5 WR. Most people won't trade them, but it's worth investigating.

Joey from Tonawanda writes: After reading the testimonials for Colonix, I decided what the hell, I'll give it a try. I'd been feeling bloated and lazy, plus Art at the job mentioned that I looked a little sallow. I don't know what the f@#$ that means, so I told him to get back up on his forklift before I brained him with a tire iron...but needless to say I was worried. The ditzy broad who mentioned her adventures in the bathroom hit the nail on the head. I finished the whole Sunday edition of the News...twice, ripped through a twelve pack of Charmin, and almost missed the 1pm kickoff. Good thing my brother-in-law left his extra TV and extension cords over here when his wife kicked him out, or I woulda been screwed. By the way, moving a TV into the can is right up there with screening in your garage. what a great idea! Back to my review...Did I feel better? Hell no! By Monday morning I felt like someone took a belt sander to my @ss and now....when one of the boys drops a bomb, I can't return fire. Is that what sallow means? Anyways, let me tell you sometin'. Save yourself the cash and by a 6pack of Genny Pounders. You'll get the same effect and a buzz to boot.

Might just be me, but it looked the fake punt was a heads up play by the special teams unit. You could see the FB (?shelton?) motioning to Kevin Thomas being wide open.