Kevbeau

"Mmm mm, cuz every time you hear about some famous guy overdosing on drugs, it's always some really talented guy. It's always like Len Bias, or Janis Joplin, or Jimi Hendrix, or John Belushi. You know what I mean!? The people you wanna have overdose on drugs never would! Like Motley Crue would never f@#$ing overdose man, never! You could put them in a room with two tons of crack. They come out a half an hour later, "Rock on man!" "sh--, they're still alive. F@#$! They're probly gonna make another double-live album now!"

Like they just came out of a Roots store.

Here ya go....The Sunday Night Football drinking Game http://paulkatcher.com/archives/000565.shtml "Listening to this trio is like sitting in a sports bar and trying to watch a game, and right near you are a bunch of noisy drunks. Hey, will you guys pipe down? I'm trying to watch a game." - Dr. Z

"I'll tell ya what....." MacGuire must say that 20 times a game.

If Philly has a weakness, it's their running game. They have to overwhelm opponents with McNabb and the air attack. If they get into a close scrape, they'll have a hard time controlling the clock.

Movie: Terminator Series: Battlestar Galactica (although was disappointed in the recent Sci-Fi channel mini-series)

Nothing shouts for "respect" like silk and lava.

We were able to fit one in the budget using the money we saved buying pencils instead of space pens. I was also thinking of having the TSA screeners dress up as Cylons. They would have to utter "at your command" every time someone walked through a metal detector.

Tell him what he's won Bob...

[Whispering over shoulder] Cancel the order for the Battlestar...we didn't get the job.

I'm up to page 11 and it's worth it. Kind of like hitting your head against a wall. Sure at first it hurts, but after a while you get used to it and actually start to enjoy it. Problem is, if they keep posting at this rate, I'll never catch up.

We'll I'm through the first two pages and I'm hooked. Could you guys slow down on the posting till I catch up. I feel like the fat kid chasing the school bus...wait, I was that fat kid.

Is it a mechanical pencil or would the russians need a space sharpener...or they could just take a box of space golf pencils.

Is this thread worth going back and reading all 31 pages or should I just move along?

PPP...where threads are banished to serve out their exile.

I see myself in, sort of, Sun God robes, on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me? PS I though heaven was in a cornfield in Iowa?

Asti No. 8 Merlot, about $14 a bottle. Everyone I've introduced to this wine loves it.

If it were my team, I would go Alexander and Davis. Alexander is a must start, even with last weeks performance. I think the Chargers have the #2 rush defense. I expect the Bolts to try and make Plummer beat them since his two recievers are banged up. Droughs also seems to have an aversion to the end zone. Atlanta does have a very good run defense, but Pittman can get you yards in the air. Problem is they molested Griese in the last outing and there's a good chance they'll do it again. Davis has been playing very well the last few weeks. With the way he catches passes out of the backfield, he should at least get a hundred combo yards. Plus the give him the ball near the goal lline.

Sweet.... I say Suh, the South shall rise again! My first step was to order a moat dug all around the Southeast, but the damn Fish & Wildlife Dept. got on my case about giving the snakehead "frankenfish" a means of migrating across the Southeast. My answer was good, they can fight it out with the alligators who will defend the moat...but the g-friend is an environmental engineer, so I lost that argurment. So I moved to plan B...now when we reach a level of high cowbell, we will activate a giant inflatable wall, of course filled with ozone friendly gases (stupid EPA). Not sure what defensive/security role this will play, but budget constraints wouldn't let us use stone, sticks, or straw. If you need me, I'll be in my office...I need to practice shouting "I didn't authorize this!"

Sure, design 'em yourself, or even the uniform...just like Patton. May I also suggest we bring back really big bicorne hats. Something that twould make Napoleon or Lord Nelson proud.

Homeland Security sounds too much like something some back office schmuck made up. When I hear the word "Homeland" I get a craving to go to Bob Evans. We need something with more bite. I like Generalissimo of Imperial Security. When BiB (assuming you're appointed) enters the room we can all shout "Hail Ming!"

Nepotism is looked as being a right in WNY. Before I moved away, I was astounded at the number of people (at the jobs I worked in WNY) that had relatives working under them....meaning they actually approved their pay increases, overtime, etc...Most "normal" companies have strict rules against any type of relatives in the same reporting structure...not Buffalo.

I think the guy they should lock up long term is Antonio Gates. Yes, Brees is playing well, but gates is tearing it up.

What are the cap implications if they move Rivers? I know the Chargers have gone on record stating they can afford both next season even if they franchise Brees, but do you want your $40 million QB playing backup?. I believe if they move Rivers they're looking at a huge cap hit, so they may not have a choice. Wonder what Eli thinks now?

That was me and shouldn't it be horsestevestojan?