Kevbeau

"Before he did Born on the 4th of July, Tom Cruise did Top Gun. Hanks f*cked a fish before he did Forrest Gump" "I would love to show up but it's actually anal sex night at the Gold house. So, thank you for the invite but I'm going to go home and punish my wife." Drama also has some pretty good quotes. "The Orange County Register called me a functioning retard...... now that's a bad review."

Looks like Holik to the Thrashers.

Just double tap...to make sure. The fact that these people even see the sky again speaks volumes about our legal system.

Yeah, but they changed the course to "accomodate" Tiger. I walked the course before/after and it was a big difference. Granted we can all agree today's equipment is much better, but they are making the courses harder.

To paraphrase Pfc. Edward Garlick... "Theisman sucks the sweat off of a dead man's balls." I have no idea what that means, sir, but it seems very negative to me.

All my best.

Only my opinion...fueled by red wine and tequila. What they should have done is take the standings for each team from the last three years. Whatever place they finished, they get that many balls. Por ejemplo...the Winnepeg Jets finished 25th, 19th, and 28th the last three years, so they get 72 balls. The The Red Wings finish 1st, 5th, and 3rd...they get 9 balls. Throw 'em all into a big Chuck E Cheese ball pit ... toss a blind guy in and let him pick. (PC Disclaimer: No offense against blind hockey fans, but that's the only way it works)

That would be awesome... the Jets are now the f'n Coyotes. That's tragedy on a Shakespearian level.

Calling it a night...but opened with a bottle of Beringer reserve Cabernet '97. Not a great year but fantastic none the less. Finished with a couple Patron Anejo on the rocks followed by a Coors Light to wash it down. When it comes to the grape or spirits...you get what you pay for boys.

Listen to him...he's a Realist. Sorry I should've resisted. I'm going home now to have a cold one. Edited: It's even cornier reading it than typing it.

That's French for "The Pingu."

\and the frikkin Ducks

...and Montreal

There goes Ottawa

Maybe the Bills should bring her to camp to give Lindell some competition. Manu Manu will show up with her and he can do his "I'm gonna get me some poi," sack dance. Angie Everhart gets me three quarters husky. Redhead and psycho....she rocks.

This sounds like a job for....Sexpert Trooper!

Or Phoenix...then we can blame it on the Gretzky conspiracy. It's bad enough there's a team her ein Atlanta...but in the desert?

See, I told you the French suck! I've spent overall, probably two weeks (over three trips) and the only issue I ever had was a rude waiter in Paris.

How many French bashers have even been to France? While I don't agree with their politics, I've found the people to be no more rude than anywhere else. Just like the US...the cities tend to be a bit more rude and self centered, but once you get out into the rest of the country, the people are pretty nice and accomodating. Just passing through CDG airprt doesn't count...you could justify hating the entire country based of that airport.

Limited Edition Hot Pockets. Collect 'em all and trade with your friends. Maybe Rockpile has something with the Garbage Plate Pocket. I was searching the net to substantiate the rumor that they put ketchup and mustard in the Cheeseburger Hot Pockets (don't ask)....and lo and behold, they serve these things as school lunches. Soylent Green anyone?

I'm going to have to disagree. Every sports related promotion I'm involved in is targeted at teenagers and minorities. That's who Madison avenue wants to sell to. Sports became secondary to advertising at ESPN along time ago.

Do Lean Pockets count? All the instant gratification with half the fat content.

I have to agree..."Honeymoon in Vegas" is not a classic. If they only showed the Flying Elvis scene, I think they'd be in the clear. I'll give them a pass on Fatal Attraction and I guess from a monetary standpoint Look Who's Talking might get in.

Rich, I'm in....finally. Seems all the other leagues filled up before I even saw the posts. Too bad half those guys will stop editing their lineups after the fifth week.